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" If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. "


Comebacks:

r u calling me fat
By: Samir on 31 Oct 2008
Too bad I'm a vegetarian..
By: Andrea on 26 Feb 2008
you should know because your used to having meat between your buns.
By: cinsay on 22 Sep 2009
Oh wow! Did ya get that one from a McDonalds ketchup packet?!
By: Regan on 28 Nov 2011
and you'd be two fries
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
do you work at mcdonalds cuz im lovin it ?
By: jaske on 23 May 2012
and you my friend, are such a Mcfibber!
By: Nikki NIk on 13 Dec 2011
Yep 305 Calories
By: Fred Figglehorn on 01 Dec 2012
So... I make people fat?
By: Some Guy on 06 Dec 2014
Yeah, and you'd be a quarter pounder. (if he's skinny)
By: Skquacku on 26 Jan 2008
yeah, and you'd be McUgly
By: smalls on 13 Oct 2011
You'd be a McRidiculous.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
you could be the be the best mcdonalds going and i stil wouldnt touch you
By: d on 18 Nov 2008
yea and ud be mcstupid
By: darcie on 13 Jun 2008
Was that a fat joke
By: Elle on 21 Jan 2013
And if you were the ice cream machine you would me the Mcbroken
By: Your dad that just came back with the milk on 19 Feb 2023
yeah, win a girl's heart my comparing her to fast-food
By: chelsea on 25 Nov 2009
your that hungry (if hes fat
By: mn/nkl on 04 Jul 2008
Really wow of all men it just happened to be mr Ronald McDonald
By: the Heartbreaker on 29 Nov 2015
that's so sweet too bad you wouldn't be able to eat me but by the sounds of it your already full of crap, probly couldn't fit anymore in there.
By: lynnette on 03 Dec 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

I would like to nibble on your burgers
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
McSexy
By: buttface mcchease on 17 Dec 2012
And let me guess u will bee the mcbitching at me cuz your the mcugly
By: marine on 13 Jun 2012
[can I help you?] Yes, umm I would like a mcdouble with your ass on the side. Could I get that to go too? I like eating out.
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011

Comments:

If you were a fish sandwich you would be called Fish McFail. :)
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013
McCheesy.
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
Apart from its easiness, it can also bring fun and excitement to someone's life. If you are playing a football, then you need to have right gear in order to make sure that you can do better in this sport. Son Of Mars
By: SKESCARIE on 08 Sep 2012
there is this kid named aiden thats in my class and he keeps on making meen come backs at me and i need a super good comeback to get him.
By: brenden liscum on 02 Apr 2009
wow no words
By: jake on 10 Jan 2018
why am my going to call someone a burger....? so not cool dude
By: jake on 10 Jan 2018
I want to kill myself now
By: GNVS on 16 Jul 2016
lol thats the shit
By: jojoj on 25 Apr 2008
Do you work at McDonal's? Cause you're hot and I'm lovin' it (;
By: Audrey on 23 Aug 2014
Ur all Mcassholes
By: Matt on 18 Oct 2010
Say you mcpounded his moms ass last night
By: Your daddy on 07 Feb 2011
Seriously?! NAME ME AFTER A FATTY FOOD?! Not cool...
By: DatLoverGirl on 13 Oct 2012
aaha and you wuld defently be a double mcugly
By: tony and deb on 27 May 2010
Dont fight.. You can be burger king and i can be McDonalds, you can have it your way, and I'll be lovin it!
By: Willy on 24 Jan 2014

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If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.