GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" I know how to please a woman. "


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Your mom doesn't count.
By: ? on 12 Nov 2011
then why haven't you left yet?
By: felena on 03 Jan 2008
so do i
By: sex-on-a-school-night on 09 Jan 2008
I didn't know you had a sister.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
Your cat does not count as a woman.
By: Karen on 16 May 2008
Then please leave me alone.
By: jane on 26 Mar 2007
You do? really? then how come u haven't left yet? that would really please me!!
By: Kris on 28 May 2011
Then "please" leave me alone.
By: Ω on 15 Mar 2017
if you know how to please a women then why do you still hit on guys
By: lol on 13 Mar 2008
Then "please" get out
By: supyall on 10 Jul 2017
Then why are you on this site instead of with your "pleased woman"?
By: . on 13 Mar 2017
You still you mean youre self?
By: Manhood on 15 Jul 2015
Yo dad should be a boy. Dude
By: Deež Ñütž on 07 Nov 2016
Girl: Mrs. Righty doesn't count. Neither does Mrs. Lefty.
By: SearchMeOnFacebook:rez0ray@yahoo.com(RayrayPerez) on 23 Feb 2012

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Comments:

your hand dont count either
By: kelsey on 13 Jan 2009
I bet that took alot of your brain cells to muster up
By: Dick on 12 Nov 2012
your dad dont count
By: cat on 24 Sep 2012
I know just saw u and your mom on Jerry Springer
By: locolobo on 26 Jun 2012
ur mom dont count
By: tori on 14 Apr 2009

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I know how to please a woman.