GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. "


Comebacks:

Yeah, actually, I was a victim of sulfuric acid throwing a few years back. You, on the other hand, have a certain inbred je ne sais quoi about you, and now I can see it's reflected in your social prowess as well!
By: Alli on 02 Jul 2011
Something bad did happen. An ugly man tried to talk to me.
By: lol on 28 Jun 2011
It appears the latter is true. Wanna bang?
By: MAMAS DADDDY on 29 Jul 2012
Stop acting like a piece of shit and stop looking in the mirror
By: Aubrey on 31 May 2018
bahahahahahahahhaaaa bangarang rime
By: belike on 19 Aug 2013
kabayo ka ba? kase typ kita ehhh boom!!!!
By: ella anne karryl m. laceda on 25 Jun 2012

Variations & Alternatives:

I hate blacks. I want to exterminate them because they have a terminal illness called aids. Now that I've made you laugh do you wanna go out?
By: Tjolly69 on 26 Jun 2012

Comments:

I bet Barney can get laid with this line lol!
By: Rifayat on 09 Jul 2011
Some of these are really mean, and as a women if somebody would ever say these to me they would get a slap right across the face for being so piggy!
By: cookiemonster on 20 Dec 2012
How is this a pickup line? xD
By: Deviated Septum on 28 Oct 2010
Haha Funny As Shittttttte
By: Kassina on 15 Feb 2011
HAHAHAHHAHA!! WTF!?!??!
By: wigger on 31 Aug 2011
LMAO!!! Now that would be hilarious! IT would make a great scene.....lol XD
By: Drake on 14 Sep 2011
I have aids. Lol
By: Brodie Kath on 06 Sep 2012
Lol lovin' this shit!:)
By: Kenna on 15 Nov 2011
Lol lovin' this shit!:)
By: Kenna on 15 Nov 2011
hahahahahahhaha this is so funny
By: jona on 18 Nov 2011
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
By: andrew on 13 May 2012
hahhahhaha ...........
By: leutzie on 22 Sep 2012
ohh ii also forgot 2 say that if there are any real men out there that would actually use these then f dat cause the only people that would use these is very desprete people, wait guess that explains it
By: cookiemonster on 20 Dec 2012
lol whatever, I've used this before and got laughs. Started a fun conversation.
By: Jo on 02 Jan 2017
I have aids. Lol
By: Brodie Kath on 06 Sep 2012
That acid attack was self inflicted
By: khulerthanyu on 12 Oct 2011
hahahhahahahahha this is some funny shit!!!! :DDD
By: fuck u!! on 26 Dec 2010
Do u have a horn because u look horny
By: Ragzz on 07 Feb 2015
wtf not a pick up line its asking to get smacked in the face
By: wooow on 18 Feb 2011

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Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.