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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 2

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!




Top Rated Hilarious Lines

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
You're so hot you must've started global warming.

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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.