The Funniest Lines on the Web

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Top Rated Hilarious Lines

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

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