(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you from Russia? Cause you're russian my heart rate!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
With great penis, comes great responsibility
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
You have a good web-surfing stance.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
You MUST have a nice personality.
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
