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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 2

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!




Top Rated Hilarious Lines

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.