The Funniest Lines on the Web

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Top Rated Hilarious Lines

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

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