The Funniest Lines on the Web

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

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