The Funniest Lines on the Web

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

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