Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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