The Funniest Lines on the Web

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

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