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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 4

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!





Top Rated Hilarious Lines

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!