The Funniest Lines on the Web

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Top Rated Hilarious Lines

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.

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