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You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

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