The Funniest Lines on the Web

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

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