The Funniest Lines on the Web

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
If you were a library book, I would check you out.

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