holy crap load! (say with way more sarcasm then needed, and alot of head motion..)
Then can i be my girl friend?? Shes hot!(And after you say that, nod your head up and down. And if you feel like it, sink your head down just alittle to the side, smile, and make a scanky laugh)
[(this only works if your bi or lezbin, or if you wanna pretend to be one..)]
By: A. not-an-muss on
07 Nov 2008
3-3
POSER!!!!!! james bond is WAYYYYYYYYYYYY hotter then you and he has more mussles and he is buff and dosent he havea girl? wow your a lame A$$
By: mgloveli on
02 Nov 2013
5-5
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Malfoy... Draco Malfoy
By: Mike on
09 Dec 2012
7
7
I'm Rick James Bitch!!!
By: DaGillyMonsta on
03 Apr 2010
3
12
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oh man .. this one just had me laughing so hard , reading some pickup lines then suddenly *Bond ... James Bond* EPICNESS
By: Carl on
02 Aug 2011
4
13
too bad, i always like the bad guys ;)
By: Caddie23 on
28 Sep 2011
4
13
I'd propbably bust out laughing at this and then give the guy a chance :)
By: jackie on
23 Sep 2009
2
2
Riddle...Tom Riddle
By: fluffer on
15 Mar 2013
3
12
I guess you'd have to have a suit and a martini to go with the line.
By: Freddy on
09 May 2007
1
1
wow thats so funny!
By: kbro. .the hot one! on
14 Oct 2011
Care...Joe Care
By: joe on
16 Dec 2015
you look nothin' like james bond LOL
By: mikey_emo on
30 Apr 2008
Works every time
By: Leroy on
28 Aug 2014
1
1
POSER!!!!!!!!!
By: mgloveli on
02 Nov 2013
wow thats so funny!
By: kbro. .the hot one! on
14 Oct 2011
arsj
By: ewsa on
06 Oct 2011
Well at least it's not rick astley (aka. rick-rolls)...
By: TastyKakes on
06 Jul 2011
penis.no penis
By: douche bag joe rape on
14 Apr 2011
1
1
slight variation actually worked well on halloween night!! was dressed in full camo, and it was Joe, G.I. Joe!
By: Slacker on
13 Nov 2009
that was the lamest thing i seen on here i swear make better ones or stop right now
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