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Lost. Get Lost
By: Bee on 05 Dec 2009
 
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Lost... Get Lost.
By: Annie on 05 Aug 2007
 
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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
By: The Man With No Name on 23 Jul 2015
 
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No..hell no
By: Yazu on 23 Sep 2012
 
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Really!? Where!?
By: Dei on 31 Dec 2012
 
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Type, not yours.
By: Rissa on 17 Aug 2008
 
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Ass. . . Dumb Ass
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
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how original
By: sharon on 26 Nov 2009
 
 
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Idiot.... Large Idiot.
By: Alex on 27 Mar 2009
 
 
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You...Fu&% you...
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
 
 
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Gone... I'm gone
By: Diane on 16 Apr 2012
 
 
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holy crap load! (say with way more sarcasm then needed, and alot of head motion..) Then can i be my girl friend?? Shes hot!(And after you say that, nod your head up and down. And if you feel like it, sink your head down just alittle to the side, smile, and make a scanky laugh) [(this only works if your bi or lezbin, or if you wanna pretend to be one..)]
By: A. not-an-muss on 07 Nov 2008
 
 
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POSER!!!!!! james bond is WAYYYYYYYYYYYY hotter then you and he has more mussles and he is buff and dosent he havea girl? wow your a lame A$$
By: mgloveli on 02 Nov 2013
 
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

Malfoy... Draco Malfoy
By: Mike on 09 Dec 2012
 
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I'm Rick James Bitch!!!
By: DaGillyMonsta on 04 Apr 2010
 
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Comments:

oh man .. this one just had me laughing so hard , reading some pickup lines then suddenly *Bond ... James Bond* EPICNESS
By: Carl on 02 Aug 2011
 
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too bad, i always like the bad guys ;)
By: Caddie23 on 28 Sep 2011
 
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Riddle...Tom Riddle
By: fluffer on 15 Mar 2013
 
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I'd propbably bust out laughing at this and then give the guy a chance :)
By: jackie on 23 Sep 2009
 
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I guess you'd have to have a suit and a martini to go with the line.
By: Freddy on 09 May 2007
 
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Care...Joe Care
By: joe on 16 Dec 2015
 
 
Works every time
By: Leroy on 29 Aug 2014
 
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you look nothin' like james bond LOL
By: mikey_emo on 30 Apr 2008
 
 
that was the lamest thing i seen on here i swear make better ones or stop right now
By: unlucky guy on 26 Oct 2009
 
 
POSER!!!!!!!!!
By: mgloveli on 02 Nov 2013
 
 
arsj
By: ewsa on 06 Oct 2011
 
 
wow thats so funny!
By: kbro. .the hot one! on 14 Oct 2011
 
 
wow thats so funny!
By: kbro. .the hot one! on 14 Oct 2011
 
 
slight variation actually worked well on halloween night!! was dressed in full camo, and it was Joe, G.I. Joe!
By: Slacker on 13 Nov 2009
 
 
Well at least it's not rick astley (aka. rick-rolls)...
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
 
 
penis.no penis
By: douche bag joe rape on 14 Apr 2011
 
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your a complete bitch
By: Asskicker on 23 Mar 2012
 
 
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