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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 3

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!




Top Rated Hilarious Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.