The Funniest Lines on the Web

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you´╗┐.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

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