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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
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