The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 3

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

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Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?

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Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you

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Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush

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Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

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Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

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You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!

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We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.

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Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

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Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.

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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

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You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

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Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!

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I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

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I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.

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If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?

Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you

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