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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 3

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!


Top Rated Hilarious Lines

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.

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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.




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