The Funniest Lines on the Web

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

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