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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
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