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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 3

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!


Top Rated Hilarious Lines

Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.

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Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?




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