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If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
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