If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
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