Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
Your so cute its distracting.
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