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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 3

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!




Top Rated Hilarious Lines

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Hey, you should stop eating magnets. You're making me attracted to you
Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want a kiss.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.

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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.