I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
Your so cute its distracting.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
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