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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
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