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I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
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