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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 5

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!


Top Rated Hilarious Lines

What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
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My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
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(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
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I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
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Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
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(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
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Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
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Bond....James Bond
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Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
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Your so cute its distracting.
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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
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