The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 5
You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!Top Rated Hilarious Lines
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
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My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
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(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
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I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
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Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
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(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
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Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
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Bond....James Bond
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Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
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Your so cute its distracting.
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Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
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