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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Well, here I am. So what are your other two wishes?
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
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