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Top Rated Hilarious Lines

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.

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