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Top Rated Hilarious Lines

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!

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