The Funniest Lines on the Web
You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!Top Rated Hilarious Lines
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
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