The Funniest Lines on the Web

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!

Top Rated Hilarious Lines

(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Bond....James Bond
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
Your so cute its distracting.
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.

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