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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 6

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!


Top Rated Hilarious Lines

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?

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