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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 6

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!




Top Rated Hilarious Lines

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?

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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!