Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it.
By: Langercan on
13 Feb 2009
21
813
no, no it's just your face honey
By: lol on
19 Jan 2014
12
66
There's going to be something wrong with your neck if you don't get out of here now.
By: Fisher on
07 Oct 2009
12
66
I hope you bought the warranty.
By: Brittany :) on
17 Feb 2013
11
74
and it looks like it will stay broken
By: smalls on
13 Oct 2011
9
63
I think we should start playing clash of clans cause your way outta my league
-From Girl-
By: AlexHuddson on
17 Dec 2014
12
93
I really don't remember giving it to you, so it must work just fine.
By: Girl U. Dontno on
26 Jul 2010
10
73
oh...no one has ever been able to fix that
By: SillyGilly on
24 Aug 2008
9
72
Do you like Minecraft??? because you just got BLOCKED
By: Sakura on
22 Apr 2021
1
1
That's a problem you can't fix
By: Mikaelaq23 on
06 Nov 2009
5
41
Oh! Sorry, my number is 1-800-choke-dat-hoe
By: Maddie_Meow on
20 Dec 2015
4
4
Whoops I guess your phone will never work from now on. Such a tragedy (starts to cry and scream). Boy-(stupid girl that's the last time I hit on a blonde)
By: Kki on
10 Jul 2012
13
13
Oh okay here's my number 01-21-do1!
By: E on
05 May 2016
1
2-1
use that on someone else or just come back with a better one
By: littia on
25 Oct 2011
3
4-1
i don't think it will ever be fixed...and i am NOT gonna help fix it either
By: Anonomous on
06 Mar 2010
4
6-2
Oh...I have to poop...bye...
By: Reality guy on
22 Jul 2010
3
5-2
Nothing is wrong with your phone.
By: I ish a quarter on
20 Jul 2009
3
5-2
Oh then it works just fine!
By: Jenny the fish on
20 Jul 2009
5
7-2
I dont see the problem
By: Elle on
21 Jan 2013
3
5-2
too bad 4 u i dnt hav a phone
By: hanna on
03 Jul 2011
2
5-3
reallly? here's my number: 415-GET-LOST
By: AD on
27 Feb 2009
4
7-3
LOL my mind just blew because I saw u
By: Clarrissa on
12 Dec 2013
3
7-4
I have Alzehimers too
By: aylool on
17 Nov 2013
2
6-4
oh that sucks.
By: colin on
21 Jun 2008
1
5-4
Oh really? Cause I'm pretty sure that I didn't give it to you.
;P lol
By: Mikan-Sama!!! on
30 Jul 2012
3
7-4
u dont know me so why should u have my no. unless u r working for phone directories or yellow pages
By: xxx on
02 Jun 2012
1
5-4
O really ... Well that just means ur not speical enough !!!
By: nichcole on
30 Apr 2012
5
9-4
@hello I can add to yours. 8008135 (BOOBIES) (do it on a calculator and backwards)
By: BOOBIES on
01 Dec 2010
1
5-4
ill fix that my numbers 8008 (BOOB)
By: hello on
29 Nov 2010
1
5-4
oh really? maybe you can come over and i can help fix it
By: HMMM :D on
22 Jan 2009
5
9-4
well then your going to have to take it to the garantee
By: Priscila on
08 Oct 2007
1
5-4
Let me fix it with a hammer...*bang*...there all better
By: Joe on
28 Jun 2011
3
8-5
Oh hell to the no # I don't even know you. No walk along now! If any body agrees with me say go Adlean.
By: Adlean on
23 Mar 2014
2
7-5
Want my number then (sure takes out their phone) 417-555- oh SORRY YOU DON"T QUALIFY!!! :)
By: RaNdOm on
14 Oct 2011
1
8-7
I was also kki. So now I'm just saying please watch the cimorelli videos on YouTube and follow the girls on twitter. PPPPPPPLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- CimFamfan#1 Bella
By: Christina, Kathrine, Lisa, Amy, Lauren and Dani cimorelli fan on
10 Jul 2012
9-9
Variations & Alternatives:
cani use your phone to find mine
By: nice on
23 Oct 2008
1-1
Crap, Somethings wrong with my self esteem... (what?) if you reject me I will hang myself... I PROMISE YOU!
By: Jar Kelly on
09 Jan 2009
1
3-2
crap, somethings wrong with my phone. ( oh really whats that?). There's really crap on it....you into that?
By: TOM ACE on
01 Aug 2009
1
3-2
Comments:
aww cute but a bit childish lol
By: Lexie on
09 Jan 2009
4
4
this would be great for picking up a chick that worked at a phone store...
By: jaimers on
24 Jan 2009
3
3
LOL
By: Max on
04 Oct 2007
2
2
You might need to buy a new phone, since you screwed it up by searching up that pick-up line on google.
By: LolGurl on
28 Oct 2014
2
2
i used that on a girl she gave me a kiss hahah
By: fuk on
09 Jun 2010
2
2
That was so funny lol i have already tried that on a girl and it worked!!!!!!!!
By: John Cena on
11 Mar 2010
2
2
BRILLIANT!!!
By: Josh=Man on
19 Feb 2008
2
2
i liked this...it would work on me!
By: NICE on
06 Feb 2008
1
1
freaking brilliant
By: Ted on
07 Mar 2011
1
1
i LOVE this one!!
By: Jill? on
09 Jul 2010
2
11
this was great!!
By: MaGs on
23 Oct 2007
1
1
I would totally find this great!!
It would totally work on me!
I've even tried it before :)
It worked on my last 4 girlfriends.
By: Ian on
18 Oct 2011
1
1
I have another one i use:
crap i think i lost it "what" my phone number, can i have yours???
this worked sooooo many times with me :))))
By: Em on
23 Oct 2011
1
1
I love those pick up lines! I have some 2 I want to add.
Are you from tenninise case your the only 10 I see!
How much dose a polar bear whigh?:)
By: Cheyenne simmons on
29 Jun 2013
1
1
WOW. hilarious. but too bad your numbers never gonna be in it!!!!!
By: shakalaka on
15 Apr 2008
1
1
this is not that bad
By: swagmaster on
09 Sep 2012
This totally work on me its woo cute!!!!!!
By: gabby XD on
21 Feb 2012
It's not Halloween so take off the mask
By: Sassychick112 on
03 Dec 2011
1
1
That would totally work on me. I would just have to give the guy my number just cuz of the effort xDDD
By: Destiny on
18 Oct 2011
Lol... i didnt think it would work... but i got a date from this line lol
By: Joel on
11 Sep 2007
1
1
ya boy
By: midget on
29 Oct 2016
yall suck at roleplaying u_u like really? Yall sound like dumb fuxcken newbs. well toodles -the one and only Roza
By: amber on
12 Oct 2011
I love this one!
By: Hate on
27 Jun 2011
hehe, so trying this on a random stranger XD
By: Dolphin_owo on
15 Jan 2018
What I would do if a guy asked me that: "Oh here let me fix that." *puts in ugly single friend's aunt's number* " Here you go". I did that to a guy. Now my friends aunt has to go to court for breaking into his house and watching him sleep. Gotta love that!! :D
By: Jessica on
24 Jun 2011
Haha, used this 6 times, worked 4 times ;D
By: Cheese on
04 Aug 2010
1
1
how shit are these chat up lines...jeez men can be so low
By: blob on
28 Mar 2010
haha its so cute
By: kelly ;P on
03 Nov 2007
oh there's nothing wrong there. I only give my number to people who don't have things wrong with their phone
By: Psychedellicereal on
31 Mar 2009
I think this one's cute, but I like Langercan's comeback.
By: Furvert on
14 Feb 2009
1
1
what guy would say that most of them ask for your phone and call there phone and say, " I lost my phone"
By: Manda H. on
03 Feb 2008
i would probably give a guy my number for that.
By: RRM on
03 Jul 2008
3
3
ha ha I'm going to use this
By: Stacy on
26 Mar 2008
wow it actually works!
By: gj on
29 Aug 2010
1
2-1
That's not what your mom said last nite
By: Horehay on
03 Dec 2011
1
3-2
Oh hell to the no # I don't even know you. No walk along now!
If any body agrees with me say go Adlean.
By: Adlean on
23 Mar 2014
2-2
cant wait to try this one xD
By: john on
27 Dec 2007
3-3
DUMB! thats pretty lameee.
By: :D on
17 Mar 2008
3-3
iam usein that on at the mall
By: devildriver on
14 Mar 2008
3-3
Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.
Comebacks:
Variations & Alternatives:
Comments:
Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.
Add Comment: