If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't

You should ask Santa for a bodybag too.

By: Mimi on 07 Nov 2009

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And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates

By: Danicos on 23 May 2011

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U don't b worried if he comes and beats u up, bc thats what i wanted

By: C*R*A*Z*Y on 20 Mar 2008

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lemme think.... what would i do with a sack that has a a person in it

By: abby<3 on 28 Aug 2011

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I do remember a fat guy stuffing me in a bag. It wasn't Santa....

By: Ajhappyfeet on 17 Mar 2015

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Wow! That'd make a strange newspaper headline: SANTA KIDNAPS GIRL

By: Regan on 28 Nov 2011

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yo dont be surprised if the cops come by i usually arrest pettifiles

By: Killa on 14 Mar 2008

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Im JEWISH!!

By: Kayla Beam on 09 Jul 2012

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If a fat man puts YOU in a bag tonight, he wants you

By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

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And if a man with a chainsaw and a hockey breaks into your house in the middle of the night, don't worry! I told him I wanted you dead body for my birthday.

By: Hey on 27 Sep 2017

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So...you don't mind if I get suffocated to death in a dark, brown bag with toys?

By: Ajhappyfeet on 17 Mar 2015

8

Did it hurt? What? When you Fell From Heven like a gift from above.. =)

By: Ruben :D on 20 Oct 2011

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s there a bow??? :P

By: A*W*E*S*O*M*E*N*E*S*S on 04 Mar 2015

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Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009

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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009

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I'm fat and I no it

By: Bob on 24 Dec 2012

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If a fat man wraps you in wrapping paper tonight, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas :) Better, ehh?

By: Yeeee on 21 Aug 2011

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Get in a bag so i can rape you.

By: ieatu on 06 Apr 2009

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R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME!!! hahahahahlol hahaLMAO!

By: Silly Goose on 17 May 2009

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The next day Police officer: What did he do to you Girl: He showed me he"s huge sack

By: Danny on 31 Dec 2012

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thats is actually kinda funny put need more joke ups lmaoo x

By: lydia on 28 Jun 2011

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LOL! ^__^= NOTE TO SANTA= deer santa for cristmas i would like my friends to be wrapped in paper put in a sack and put under my tree! :D NEST DAY OF CHRISTMAS HEADLINE OF NEWSPAPER= Santa kidnaps little girls! XD

By: NAMELESS XD on 29 Nov 2013

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WTF SANTA ISNT REAL!?!?!?!?!?! OH SHIT WHO I HAVE I BEEN F*CKING THEN????

By: Harlot me on 05 Aug 2009

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if you ever got mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, that would suck .... because I think ur kinds cute!

By: coltin on 10 Mar 2013

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(person1)-are u made out of sugar? (person2)-why? (person2)-because your so SWEET!!!

By: Andree 18 years old on 27 Dec 2011

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HAHAHA!! this one's soo funny. i put it as my status on facebook..51 people liked it. :D

By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010

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iwould kick santas ass

By: marcky on 18 Sep 2008

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Funny!

By: Epic on 09 Dec 2014

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dats a lil creepy but ok

By: loolaoal on 13 Nov 2017

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HAHAHAH!!! I gave a card to my ex that said that.

By: Boo. on 27 May 2009

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By: Lyssa Renae on 18 Jan 2008

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By: Adalma on 25 Jun 2008

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that is so hot and totally like sexy i would totally like tell santa to take care of him too

By: Marvichesanti on 05 Feb 2009

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this one is sooo funny... but i think the fave one is... "is ur dad a terrerest or something... couse your like the bomb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)

By: :) :D on 22 Aug 2011

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" If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. "

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