And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates
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U don't b worried if he comes and beats u up, bc thats what i wanted
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lemme think.... what would i do with a sack that has a a person in it
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I do remember a fat guy stuffing me in a bag. It wasn't Santa....
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Wow! That'd make a strange newspaper headline: SANTA KIDNAPS GIRL
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28 Nov 2011
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yo dont be surprised if the cops come by i usually arrest pettifiles
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Im JEWISH!!
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09 Jul 2012
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If a fat man puts YOU in a bag tonight, he wants you
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And if a man with a chainsaw and a hockey breaks into your house in the middle of the night, don't worry! I told him I wanted you dead body for my birthday.
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27 Sep 2017
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Did it hurt? What? When you Fell From Heven like a gift from above.. =)
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20 Oct 2011
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So...you don't mind if I get suffocated to death in a dark, brown bag with toys?
By: Ajhappyfeet on
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s there a bow??? :P
By: A*W*E*S*O*M*E*N*E*S*S on
04 Mar 2015
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Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
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I'm fat and I no it
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If a fat man wraps you in wrapping paper tonight, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas :)
Better, ehh?
By: Yeeee on
21 Aug 2011
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Get in a bag so i can rape you.
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R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME!!!
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The next day Police officer: What did he do to you Girl: He showed me he"s huge sack
By: Danny on
31 Dec 2012
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thats is actually kinda funny put need more joke ups lmaoo x
By: lydia on
28 Jun 2011
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LOL! ^__^= NOTE TO SANTA= deer santa for cristmas i would like my friends to be wrapped in paper put in a sack and put under my tree! :D NEST DAY OF CHRISTMAS HEADLINE OF NEWSPAPER= Santa kidnaps little girls! XD
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iwould kick santas ass
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17 Sep 2008
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WTF SANTA ISNT REAL!?!?!?!?!?! OH SHIT WHO I HAVE I BEEN F*CKING THEN????
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05 Aug 2009
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HAHAHA!! this one's soo funny. i put it as my status on facebook..51 people liked it. :D
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09 Jul 2010
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(person1)-are u made out of sugar?
(person2)-why?
(person2)-because your so SWEET!!!
By: Andree 18 years old on
26 Dec 2011
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if you ever got mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, that would suck .... because I think ur kinds cute!
By: coltin on
10 Mar 2013
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Funny!
By: Epic on
09 Dec 2014
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dats a lil creepy but ok
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12 Nov 2017
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Thaz kinda creepy.
Id cry.
By: Lyssa Renae on
18 Jan 2008
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damn i did it too many times oops
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04 Feb 2009
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HAHAHAH!!! I gave a card to my ex that said that.
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27 May 2009
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Am I the only one who thinks this is sorta creepy?
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10 Sep 2010
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LOL!!!!
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14 Sep 2011
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Your like my big toe i bang you on everything
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yeah right
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