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" People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! "
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Hey Tonight, mind if I call you Never instead?
By: kitty
on 28 Jun 2009
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Or you could call me. I can be reached at 1-800- not-interested.
By: Shawna.
on 19 Jul 2012
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Oh that's cute, but I'd rather call you John.............
By: Nikki NIk
on 13 Dec 2011
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Hi Tonight mind if i call you Later
By: yea
on 15 Sep 2008
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Hey tonight it's nice to meet you, my name is not interested.
By: Kate
on 28 Mar 2013
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nope i think john is perfect
By: S"BOSH
on 06 Feb 2010
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Nah, I'll just call you John
By: I Like Trains
on 20 May 2015
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Ain't nobody got time for that.
By: It's Skye Dawgg Merfurker
on 01 Dec 2012
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hi tonight.
By: Jiggle oh!
on 18 Apr 2008
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nah its ok, i think id rather call u john
By: the sexy al
on 11 Apr 2009
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Knock knock! Who's there? It's John... John who? It's JOHN CENAAAA!!!
By: My name is JOHN CENAA
on 08 Dec 2015
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What's up Tonight?
By: sourabh
on 04 Apr 2010
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hi tonight, soo not interested
By: cassi
on 11 Jun 2008
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HI
By: dvx
on 28 Jan 2008
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Okay! Hey, Tonight, you wanna stop using those cheesy lines on me?
By: Girl U. Dontno
on 26 Jul 2010
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I'm sorry. I don't know the homeless shelters number!
By: Psychedellicereal
on 01 Apr 2009
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Hey Tonight, your in my way, could you move please?
By: Rissa
on 17 Aug 2008
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Yo John, it's your mum here, and i'm callin' you tonight gee (BETCH-SON MWAHAHHA)
By: A$hLeigh Rose Park
on 20 Aug 2014
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oh really can i call u never ever
By: Shawty
on 21 Aug 2012
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Pigeon bitch
By: You know
on 23 Oct 2013
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Do the police call you John DOE? Cuz they will if you don't back off.
By: Amaru
on 25 Nov 2015
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People call me John but you can call me Everyday giiiirl *Wobbly bass imitation*
By: Lame Ass
on 04 Nov 2011
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well, HI JOHN!
By: poopy pants
on 15 Apr 2008
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Hey tonight it's nice to meet you, my name is not interested.
By: asd
on 11 Jul 2011
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Heya tonight! I'm [insert name here]! *starts to explain life story to them*
By: Whelp
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so funny :)
By: smiles96
on 11 Jul 2012
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again turtles plus a man driving mongal hord
By: tired of my spandex
on 02 Dec 2011
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i love your face
By: jerry mcFlabberlabber
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LLLOOVE this one. its cute.
By: Jill?
on 09 Jul 2010
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you can call me too, at 1-800-buh-byez
By: yeahhh no.
on 28 May 2012
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Thats a good line that any man can use
By: Lanrewaju of sauga
on 10 Aug 2009
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again turtles plus a man driving mongal hord are not interested!!!!!!
By: tired of my spandex aka those itchy things under my pants
on 02 Dec 2011
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FREAKING EPIC
By: andrew
on 13 May 2012
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