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Pick Up Lines for Valentine's Day

We've asked cupid to get us a list of the most romantic, cute, chocolaty, cheesy and just plain funny pick up lines for your Valentine's day and he delivered.

Top Rated Valentine's Day Related Lines.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I get Cupid to shoot you with that arrow once more?
I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt on Valentine's Day.
This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you're already sweet enough.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
Cupid called... he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You're like a box of Valentine's chocolates, half sweet and half nuts.
You're sweeter than chocolate and hotter than heart candies.
You know what's on this Valentine's Days menu? Me-N-U.
Cupid may have the arrows, but you have the most powerful weapon: that smile.
Are you a love bug? Because you’ve landed on me, and I’m weirdly happy about it.
Are you a chocolate-covered strawberry? Because you’re classy, sweet, and dangerously tempting.
I’d never ghost you on Valentine’s Day; I’d rather haunt your thoughts romantically.
Are you a heart emoji? Because you’re the perfect response to everything I’m feeling.
You’re sweeter than a Valentine’s cupcake, and somehow twice as hard to resist.
Are you a rose garden? Because my feelings for you keep growing out of control.
If kisses were candy, I’d bring enough to fill a heart-shaped bowl.
Are you Cupid’s favorite target? Because you’ve got everyone falling for you—including me.
I’m writing you a Valentine, but every word feels too small for how cute you are.
Are you a Valentine’s coupon? Because you’re good for one unforgettable date.
If you were a candy heart, you’d say “Handle with care,” because I’m already falling for you.
You must be my favorite chocolate, because I can’t stop thinking about having you around.
Are you a heart-shaped pizza? Because you’ve got a pizza my heart.
Are you a heart-shaped lock? Because I’d love to be the key to your affection.
Are you a Valentine’s Day playlist? Because you’ve got my heart skipping every track.
I’d cross a field of roses just to ask if you’d share a chocolate with me.
I’m not Cupid, but I can still aim for your heart with a really sincere compliment.
Are you a Cupid-approved snack? Because you’re sweet enough to make my heart do cartwheels.
Are you a box of assorted chocolates? Because every side of you is delightful.
Cupid should charge admission, because seeing you is the highlight of my Valentine’s Day.
Are you a love note? Because I keep rereading the moment I first noticed you.
I’d offer you my heart on a silver platter, but chocolate seems more practical.
Are you a Valentine’s Day card aisle? Because I’m overwhelmed by all my feelings around you.
You must be the reason February feels warmer than usual.
Are you a heart-shaped cookie? Because I’d like to break you off a piece of my attention.
I’m no poet, but roses are red, violets are blue, and I’d love a date with you.
Are you a Valentine’s Day sale? Because I’m falling for you at first sight.
You’re more comforting than hot cocoa and much easier to cuddle than a mug.
Are you the “you” in “I love you”? Because you’re my favorite part.
I’d send you a dozen roses, but I’m hoping one good conversation grows into something more.
Are you Valentine’s glitter? Because you’ve gotten everywhere in my thoughts.
You must be a rose with no thorns, because being near you feels wonderfully safe.
Are you a love potion? Because I forgot my opening line the moment you looked at me.
If my heart were a box of chocolates, you’d be the one I’d hide from everyone else.
You’re the only Valentine I need, though I wouldn’t complain about chocolate too.
Are you Cupid’s Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
Are you a Valentine’s card? Because you’ve got everything I want to say.
If love were chocolate, I’d save you the last piece—after pretending to forget where I put it.
Are you made of cocoa? Because you’re sweet, irresistible, and keeping me up tonight.
Cupid must be jealous, because you just stole my heart without even using an arrow.
Are you a box of chocolates? Because I never know what I’m getting, but I’m excited either way.
You must be my Valentine, because my heart just RSVP’d yes.
I’m no Cupid, but I’d happily make a heart-shaped fool of myself for you.
Are you dark chocolate? Because you’re sophisticated, mysterious, and slightly addictive.
My love for you is like Valentine’s candy: impossible to hide and dangerously delicious.
Did Cupid shoot you too, or am I the only one falling this hard?
Are you a love letter? Because I’ve been trying to find the right words since I saw you.
You must be a Valentine’s Day miracle, because you make my awkwardness look romantic.
I’d give you my heart, but please handle it gently—it’s been wrapped in emotional bubble wrap.
Are you made of sugar? Because you make my heart race and my dentist nervous.
Are you a romantic comedy? Because I’m hoping for a meet-cute and a happy ending.
I must be a conversation heart, because I’ve got one message for you: “Be mine?”
Cupid called—he wants his arrow back, because you’ve already pierced my heart.
Are you a box of truffles? Because you’re fancy, sweet, and impossible to share.
If you were a Valentine’s card, I’d sign my name and draw way too many hearts.
Are you a rose? Because you’re beautiful, and I’m willing to risk the occasional thorn.
I’m not a heartbreaker, but I’d love to break the ice with you.
Are you a Valentine’s bouquet? Because you’ve made my whole day blossom.
You’re so sweet, even conversation hearts would run out of compliments.
Are you Cupid’s GPS? Because you’ve guided me straight to the person I want to meet.
Are you a chocolate fountain? Because I could spend all evening falling into you.
Once you get shot by cupid, the rest are just stupid!
Will you be my valentine?
You break my heart into 12 pieces, just like a box of Valentine's Day chocolates.
Will you be mine? Because you're fine.
Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
Go on a date with me or sit at home crying into your tub of icecream.