Funny and Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Thanksgiving can be lonely, so get out there and use our list of funny thanksgiving pick up lines that are sure to break the ice.

The Best Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.
You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
You put the ass in casserole
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
My corn always wear a husk
One look at you and I'm gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I'll let you win!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

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