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Funny and Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Thanksgiving can be lonely, so get out there and use our list of funny thanksgiving pick up lines that are sure to break the ice.




The Best Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
The turkey isn't the only thing on this table that needs basting!
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
My corn always wear a husk
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
You put the ass in casserole
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
One look at you and I'm gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!
Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!

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Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt. 
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.