Funny and Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Thanksgiving can be lonely, so get out there and use our list of funny thanksgiving pick up lines that are sure to break the ice.

The Best Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
My corn always wear a husk
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
You put the ass in casserole
One look at you and I'm gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!
The turkey isn't the only thing on this table that needs basting!
Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I'll let you win!
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

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