Funny and Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Thanksgiving puts a lot of people around one table, several of whom will ask about your love life. These lines are for redirecting that energy. This is our set of Thanksgiving pick up lines, ranked by reader votes — turkey, stuffing, gravy, pumpkin pie and being thankful for the right person. They work at the table, at Friendsgiving, or on anyone you are hoping to see over the holiday. Expect a fair amount about stuffing, most of which is exactly as subtle as you are imagining, and which readers have voted up regardless.

The Best Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

I've got a little something for you to gobble on.

Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.

I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.

You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.

Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.

The turkey isn't the only thing on this table that needs basting!

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!

My corn always wear a husk

Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?

Do you wanna ride my mayflower?

You put the ass in casserole

One look at you and I'm gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!

Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.

Are you gravy? Because I’m falling for you in deliciously smooth fashion.

The table may be full, but there’s always room for a date with me.

I’d let you choose the movie after dinner, which is how you know I’m serious.

Is your love language leftovers? Because I’d like to take you home.

I came for the food, but I’m leaving with a crush—unless you’d like to come too.

You’re the only person I’d willingly explain my complicated family tree to.

If gratitude is an attitude, yours has me feeling positively thankful.

Want to be the reason I mysteriously volunteer to wash dishes?

You’ve got me more excited than a turkey timer popping early.

We’re both surrounded by family, so how about we escape for pie and a date?

If you were a Thanksgiving toast, I’d raise my glass to you all night.

Are you homemade stuffing? Because no one else compares.

I’m thankful for your presence—and hoping I can earn a second helping of it.

You’re more tempting than pie, and I didn’t think that was possible.

I’d gladly be your plus-one, even if the only event is arguing over the last dinner roll.

Are you the secret ingredient? Because this gathering got better the moment you arrived.

I can’t tell what’s warmer: the oven or the way I feel when you smile.

Want to make this Friendsgiving a little more date-like?

If I were a turkey, I’d be speechless too—but only because you’re stunning.

If I had to name my favorite Thanksgiving dish, I’d say “whatever you’re having.”

I’m no chef, but I know a perfect pairing when I see one.

Do you believe in love at first bite, or should we share another slice?

I’d share the last slice of pumpkin pie with you, and that’s basically a proposal.

You’re giving me more butterflies than a turkey gives me reasons to run.

Are you a cornucopia? Because you’re overflowing with everything I’m looking for.

I’d gladly pass you the stuffing, the gravy, and my phone number.

Can I be the one you’re thankful to text after dinner?

You’re the only reason I’d volunteer to sit at the kids’ table.

You must be pumpkin pie, because you’re warm, sweet, and impossible to resist.

Are you a holiday playlist? Because you’re exactly my type of repeat.

You make my heart race faster than someone saying, “Who wants the last piece?”

I think we have chemistry—possibly even more powerful than butter on hot rolls.

I don’t need a wishbone; I already know what I’m wishing for.

Are you the dinner roll? Because I’d like to butter you up.

You’re the only thing here I’m hoping to take home—respectfully, and with your consent.

Could I get your number before Uncle Bob asks why I’m still single?

I’d share my secret stash of leftovers with you. That’s bigger than a compliment.

You’re sweeter than cranberry sauce, and somehow less complicated.

I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.

Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!

I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

Are you a turkey? Because you’ve got my heart gobbling up every chance to be near you.

Is your name Thanksgiving? Because I’ve been waiting all year for a reason to fall for you.

You must be the wishbone, because I’m wishing we’d snap into a date.

Are you gravy? Because you make everything in my life better.

If you were a side dish, you’d be the one I save room for.

Is that your natural glow, or did pumpkin pie spice you up?

I’m thankful for many things, but meeting you just moved to the top of the list.

Are we at Friendsgiving? Because I’d like to upgrade us to something more.

You had me at “save room for dessert.”

If you’re looking for someone to pass the rolls with, I volunteer as tribute.

Are you stuffing? Because you fill a space in my heart I didn’t know was empty.

Did you come with the stuffing? Because you’ve got me feeling wonderfully full of feelings.

Thanksgiving is one day, but I’d like to make being grateful for you a year-round tradition.

Are you a pumpkin? Because you’ve carved out a place in my heart.

I’d cross a crowded dining room just to pass you the gravy.

You’re the cranberry to my turkey: unexpected, essential, and surprisingly good together.

I brought my appetite, but then you walked in and became my favorite course.

Is your heart available, or should I put my name on the waiting list?

You’re the only thing here I’d choose over a second helping.

Are you a holiday miracle? Because you’re exactly what I’m thankful for.

If family asks about my love life, may I point to you?

Your smile has more pull than the wishbone.

Are you leftover pie? Because I’d love to see you again tomorrow.

You must be the gravy boat, because you’re bringing warmth to this table.

Can I sit beside you, or is that seat reserved for your future favorite person?

I can give you something to really be thankful about!

Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I'll let you win!

Wow, that's one fantastic spread!

There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.

You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!

You make my turkey timer pop.