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Funny and Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

Thanksgiving puts a lot of people around one table, several of whom will ask about your love life. These lines are for redirecting that energy. This is our set of Thanksgiving pick up lines, ranked by reader votes — turkey, stuffing, gravy, pumpkin pie and being thankful for the right person. They work at the table, at Friendsgiving, or on anyone you are hoping to see over the holiday. Expect a fair amount about stuffing, most of which is exactly as subtle as you are imagining, and which readers have voted up regardless.

The Best Thanksgiving Pick Up lines

I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
The turkey isn't the only thing on this table that needs basting!
My corn always wear a husk
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
You put the ass in casserole
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
One look at you and I'm gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!
Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.
I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Wanna pull the wishbone with me? I promise I'll let you win!
Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!
You make my turkey timer pop.