Santa gets a surprising amount of use as a chat-up device, largely because of the list, the chimney and the business of finding out who has been good. This is our collection of Santa pick up lines, ranked by reader votes. They work at Christmas parties, on anyone in the costume, and over the whole of December when standards for festive jokes drop considerably. Expect naughty lists, sacks, stockings and the innuendo you are already anticipating. A few are genuinely sweet. Most are not, and the voting suggests readers prefer them that way.
