Funny Halloween Pick Up Lines

Halloween is one of the few nights where an absurd opening line fits right in, because everyone is already in costume and nobody is taking anything seriously. This is our collection of Halloween pick up lines, ranked by reader votes — vampires, witches, ghosts, zombies and the usual jokes about things that go bump. They work at parties, in queues for haunted houses, and on anyone who has put real effort into their outfit, which is always a good thing to comment on. Some are sweet. A few are genuinely creepy, though on this particular night that may count as fitting.

The Best Halloween Pick Up Lines

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I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?

That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?

My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.

I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.

Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.

You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.

I didn't know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana Costume)

Your treat or mine?

Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)

I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?

Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?

Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)

Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)

Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)

I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)

Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.

Will you be my boo?

That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but he just didn't have the guts.

If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.

I've got a rubber mask and you've got the candy - let's go trick or treating.

That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.

I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.

You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.

Call me a pirate and give me that booty.

You look dead sexy. Mostly dead, but still sexy. (to zombie/undead)

Is it true what they say about the size of a man's canine teeth?

Oh baby! You're decomposing in all the right places!

Oh my, you look dead... sexy!

I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.

I'm a zombie, can I eat you?

I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.

Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.

Want to be my -boo-ty call?

What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?

Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me tonight.

Hey Cinderella, it's time I took you home. It's nearly midnight!

You're a skele-10 in my book.

I was going to go as a polar bear but I figured [Your Costume] could break the ice, too.

I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

Hey there Boo-tiful

When I saw you walk in, It got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. (zombie/undead)

Lucky girl, you don't need Halloween. You look like an angel every day. (no costume)

You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach, and worms, and maggots...

You're giving me shivers... and it's not your costume.

Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?

So, what do you turn into at midnight?

Hello, I am the answer to you're prayers. (Angel)

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I was going to go as a ghost but you'll get to see my sheets later.

I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

I can see a date in our future. (Fortune Teller/Wizard)

That is quite the booty you've got there. (pirate)

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.

May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.

Girl, you make me rise from the dead.

Tricks aren't really my thing. But you're sure a treat.

Want to be part of my costume? I'll let you under my sheets. (Ghost)

I'm an animal in the bedroom. (animal costume)

I'm head over heels for you. (Headless Horseman)

My name isn't Sully, but you could be my Boo.

Wanna go for a bite? (Vampire)

I wanna make you scream.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (Delivery Guy)

Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Police)

You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!

I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)

I'm a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.

Will you be my Valentine? I can wait.

Are you Beyonce? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious