Funny Halloween Pick Up Lines

Attract all those ghouls, vampires, witches and angels with our funny list of Halloween pickup lines.

The Best Halloween Pick Up Lines

I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I didn't know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
Will you be my boo?
Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana Costume)
I've got a rubber mask and you've got the candy - let's go trick or treating.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but he just didn't have the guts.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.

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