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Funny Halloween Pick Up Lines

Attract all those ghouls, vampires, witches and angels with our funny list of Halloween pickup lines.




The Best Halloween Pick Up Lines

I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
Will you be my boo?
Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana Costume)
I didn't know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Your treat or mine?
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but he just didn't have the guts.
If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
I've got a rubber mask and you've got the candy - let's go trick or treating.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.

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I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.