Funny Halloween Pick Up Lines

Attract all those ghouls, vampires, witches and angels with our funny list of Halloween pickup lines.

The Best Halloween Pick Up Lines

I didn't know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
Will you be my boo?
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but he just didn't have the guts.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
You look dead sexy. Mostly dead, but still sexy. (to zombie/undead)
Is it true what they say about the size of a man's canine teeth?
Oh my, you look dead... sexy!

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