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Funny Halloween Pick Up Lines - Part 2





The Best Halloween Pick Up Lines

You look dead sexy. Mostly dead, but still sexy. (to zombie/undead)
Is it true what they say about the size of a man's canine teeth?
Oh my, you look dead... sexy!
Oh baby! You're decomposing in all the right places!
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
When I saw you walk in, It got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. (zombie/undead)
Lucky girl, you don't need Halloween. You look like an angel every day. (no costume)
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me tonight.
Hey Cinderella, it's time I took you home. It's nearly midnight!
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I was going to go as a polar bear but I figured [Your Costume] could break the ice, too.
You're a skele-10 in my book.
Want to be my -boo-ty call?
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach, and worms, and maggots...
You're giving me shivers... and it's not your costume.
Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
Hey there Boo-tiful
Hello, I am the answer to you're prayers. (Angel)
I can see a date in our future. (Fortune Teller/Wizard)
That is quite the booty you've got there. (pirate)
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.

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You look dead sexy. Mostly dead, but still sexy. (to zombie/undead)
Is it true what they say about the size of a man's canine teeth?
Oh my, you look dead... sexy!