Are you a present? Because I want to unwrap the gift of your company.
Are you a Christmas elf? Because you've just made my heart work overtime.
Can I take a picture of you so I can prove to my friends that angels are real?
Are you the North Star? Because you light up the darkest nights.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because damn that booty's hot.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is your name Comet? Because you just sleighed me with your charm.
Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.
If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I've got you on my nice and naughty list!
Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any panties.
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
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