Funny and Cheesy Christmas Pick Up lines

It's the holiday season and you might be a little tired of your family. So here's a list of hilarious pick up lines to use when you go out on the town and meet that Christmas miracle.

The Best Christmas Pick Up lines

Are you sitting on a candle? Because damn that booty's hot.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I've got you on my nice and naughty list!
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any panties.

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