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Pick Up Lines for the Holidays & Celebrations - Part 12


Top Holiday Pick up Lines

Can I be your emergency contact for the night? First entry: say yes.
Your laugh is my favorite slow song—mind being my prom soundtrack?
I’m not a date recruiter, but I specialize in finding the best prom partners—apply now?
Is your heart available for rent? I’d like it for prom night only.
I’ll bring the cheesy prom sign if you bring the genuine answer.
Promise I won’t step on your toes more than twice—prom with me?
Do you have a prom playlist? I volunteer as tribute for song requests.
If love were a slow dance, I’d stumble my way into your arms at prom.
They called for a Mother's Day miracle; I called you my future.
Are you the chef of the day? Because you cooked up this Mother's Day magic.
Is your heart a garden? Because I'd like to plant my Mother's Day roses there.
I don't need a Mother's Day card—just your name on my plans.
Are you a nap? Because you make every Mother's Day feel restorative.
If kisses were Mother's Day cards, I'd mail you a stack.
Can I take the kids for an hour so we can have a Mother's Day dance?
You're the reason brunch forgot to serve me my food; I was too busy staring.
Is it Mother's Day? Because you made my flowers bloom inside.
If being amazing was a holiday, it'd be Mother's Day and you'd be the headline.
Are you on the Mother's Day guest list? Because you just RSVP'd to my heart.
Do you have a map? I keep losing myself in your "mom"umental eyes.
If smiles were Mother's Day presents, you'd be unwrapping mine forever.
Can I serenade you between waffles and coffee this Mother's Day?
If being kind was a Mother's Day award, you'd have a shelf full.
Are you a bouquet? Because I want to pick you for Mother's Day.
Can I help with the dishes so you can accept my Mother's Day kiss?
Is your smile made of pancakes? Because it's syrupy sweet this Mother's Day.
Do you believe in love at Mother's Day brunch, or should I walk by with coffee again?
Call me the carpool — I'll always pick you up for Mother's Day and beyond.
I'd volunteer at the bake sale just to win your Mother's Day heart.
Can I be your brunch date? I promise to bring mimosas and manners.