Are you a pair of socks? Because you complete my Father's Day outfit.
Mind if I grill you for a date this Father's Day?
Are you sunscreen? Because you keep my heart from burning up.
I don't need a 'World's Best Dad' mug to know you'd be great holding mine.
Are you the grill? Because I can't stop coming back to your flame.
Are you a dad joke? Because I can't help but laugh and fall for you.
Do you like grilling? Because I'm ready to rack your ribs—BBQ ribs, that is.
Is it Mother's Day or did you just bring extra sunshine? Either way I'm ready to brunch with you.
If being gorgeous were a mom skill, you'd be Mother of All Talents.
Do you accept coupons? Because I'd like to redeem one for a Mother's Day hug.
Are you the brunch menu? Because I'm coming back for seconds—Mother's Day special.
Is your name Mom? Because my heart feels right at home.
Are you a bouquet? Because I want to pick you for Mother's Day.
Can I help with the dishes so you can accept my Mother's Day kiss?
Is your smile made of pancakes? Because it's syrupy sweet this Mother's Day.
Do you believe in love at Mother's Day brunch, or should I walk by with coffee again?
Call me the carpool — I'll always pick you up for Mother's Day and beyond.
I'd volunteer at the bake sale just to win your Mother's Day heart.
Is your name Slow Dance? Because I could do you for three songs and a half.
Forget the crown—will you be the queen of my slow dance?
Is your corsage allergic to metal? Because my heart skips a beat near you.
My tux needs a partner—want to be the reason it looks sharp at prom?
You must be the prom playlist, because my heart syncs every time you speak.
Can I be your promposal practice? Promise I’ll be better on the night.
If prom is a movie, can I be your leading awkward romantic?
Do you have a map to the gym? I keep getting lost staring at you.
I’d brave the punch line for you—will you go to prom with me?
Are you the glitter? Because you make everything at prom sparkle.
I promise to protect you from bad slow songs—will you be my prom date?
You must be glow sticks, because you light up my wrist when you’re near.
