Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (Delivery Guy)
Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Police)
I'm a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.
Will you be my Valentine? I can wait.
You make my turkey timer pop.
If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
Nice to meet you, I'm Bunny. Easter Bunny and you're... gorgeous!
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
Easter! I hardly even knew 'er.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I've got you on my nice and naughty list!
Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any panties.
Go on a date with me or sit at home crying into your tub of icecream.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
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