Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?
Are you 1917? Because your mere existence could spark solidarity and revolution amongst the labor class.
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards? Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
Is your body chiseled or is it just the sweat from labor, 'cause I can't help but fantasize about plowing your fields.
Your parents' masterpiece, their labor of art, has surely captured this humble heart.
Don't wear deodorant, let me inhale the intoxicating aroma of your labor-strained farmer sweat.
We're like the upgraded version - more brainpower, less manual labor!
Are you a factory before labor standards? Cuz i wanna put some kids in you
Are you a birthday cake? Because I can't wait to take a slice out of your heart!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your birthday wishes.
Is your name Cake? Because I want a piece of you today and every day!
Are you a gift? Because unwrapping you would be the best part of my day!
Happy birthday! Can I count on you to make another wish… to go out with me?
You must be a candle, because you light up my birthday!
Age is just a number, but your smile is timeless—how about a date?
Did it hurt when you fell from the birthday cake? Because you're a real treat!
It's your birthday, but I feel like I'm the one who scored a present!
Your smile must be the cake, because it’s the sweetest thing at this party!
I must be a balloon, because I’m floating just thinking about you!
You must be a candle, because you light up my whole world.
Are you a birthday wish? Because you just came true.
You make growing older look so good.
I didn’t need a present — you’re the only gift I want today.
You must be frosting, because you’re the sweetest part of my day.
I hope your cake isn’t the only thing getting blown tonight.
I can’t wrap my feelings, but they’re all for you.
You make every birthday candle jealous — they could never shine like you.
Can I call you my birthday surprise?
I don’t need to make a wish; I already have you.
You make aging look like a luxury brand.
