If we wrote vows on napkins, would you read mine aloud later?
Are you the ring? Because I didn't plan on finding you but I can't imagine the day without you.
Excuse me, but my plus-one fell through—think you could audition for the role?
If first dances were a crime, we'd be guilty of stealing the show together.
I don't need a seating chart to know you belong next to me.
Is your smile the officiant? It just performed a ceremony on my heart.
If love is a registry, consider me checked off for you.
Can I be your wedding crasher? I promise to crash into your arms.
Are you the cake? Because I want a slice of your sweetness.
Want to practice exchanging vows now so the officiant's speech can be shorter?
Do you believe in love at first toast or should I raise another glass?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your ceremony program.
Are you a Father's Day card? Because I want to write cheesy things about you forever.
Is your dad a grill master? Because you’re smokin' and I want the secret sauce.
Do you believe in dad jokes at first sight or should I tell another one?
Are you my new tie? Because I want to wear you proudly every Father's Day.
You must be a 'World's Best' mug because you hold all the warmth I need.
Can I be the dad to your little heart and teach it corny jokes?
If I were a grill, would you be my match so we could spark something smoky?
Are you a barbecue? Because I want to bring the buns and heat things up.
Call me your favorite tool—I'll tighten up your smile and fix your heart.
Are you a lawn mower? Because my heart grows tall around you and you cut right through it.
Do you have a map? I got lost in your dad-approved smile.
Is your name 'BBQ'? Because I like you well-done with a little char.
You must be a recliner, because I want to come home and relax with you.
Are you a pair of socks? Because you complete my Father's Day outfit.
Is it Mother's Day or did you just bring extra sunshine? Either way I'm ready to brunch with you.
If being gorgeous were a mom skill, you'd be Mother of All Talents.
Do you accept coupons? Because I'd like to redeem one for a Mother's Day hug.
Are you the brunch menu? Because I'm coming back for seconds—Mother's Day special.
