Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
I've got a rubber mask and you've got the candy - let's go trick or treating.
The turkey isn't the only thing on this table that needs basting!
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
My corn always wear a husk
I take romance to a new level, I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
Jesus isn't the only thing that rose today.
Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.
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