Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
You put the ass in casserole
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
One look at you and I'm gonna have to unbutton my pants! Cause they are about to burst!
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
Damn, gurl, you've got some fine yams.
Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
You are what I want for Christmas.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Are we at a Labor Day parade? Because I feel like we’re about to start a celebration!
Don't wear deodorant, let me inhale the intoxicating aroma of your labor-strained farmer sweat.
Your parents' masterpiece, their labor of art, has surely captured this humble heart.
Is your body chiseled or is it just the sweat from labor, 'cause I can't help but fantasize about plowing your fields.
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards? Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
Are you 1917? Because your mere existence could spark solidarity and revolution amongst the labor class.
Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?
Is your name "Three-Day Weekend"? Because I don’t want to waste a minute without you!
Did it hurt when you fell from the birthday cake? Because you're a real treat!
Are you a sunburn? Because you’ve got me feeling hot and bothered!
You must be a day off because I can’t stop thinking about taking you out!
Forget fireworks; my heart goes off like a grill when I see you!
Do you like Labor Day sales? Because I’m about to give you a discount on my heart!
I’d carry your bags any day, especially if they’re full of fun plans for this weekend!
Is your dad a labor union? Because you’ve got major appeal for the hard-working folks like me!
Are you a barbecue sauce? Because you make everything taste better!
