Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt on Valentine's Day.
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you're already sweet enough.
This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana Costume)
I didn't know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
Want to break the wishbone? I'm wishing for a date with you.
You're sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
Do you feel the holiday magic too, or is that just the eggnog talking?
Are you a snow globe? Because you just shook up my world.
Are you a snow angel? Because you've fallen from heaven.
Do you have a name, or can I call you my holiday miracle?
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
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