Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm Dublin my efforts to get you to go out with me.
Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
Are you a four-leafed clover? Cause I think I'm getting lucky tonight.
St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.
Did my eyes just turn green? Because when I see you, I feel like I'm getting lucky.
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing... The Irish don't wear kilts.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my naughty list.
You're like a box of Valentine's chocolates, half sweet and half nuts.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt on Valentine's Day.
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