If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt on Valentine's Day.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you're already sweet enough.
This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Would you like to join me for brunch? You're looking eggstra-special.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Santa dropped me off and said you wished for me?
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