" So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now. "

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Mine's to never see you again

By: ally on 31 Dec 2008

my pants got ripped off the firm can i get in yours

By: bob on 27 Nov 2011

if a fat guy puts you in a bag dont worry i asked for you for Christmas! :)

By: <3 on 08 Dec 2012

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Confident are we? You better be, or her resolution will be not to go anywhere near you again. You better be looking at her when you say it.

By: Editor on 26 Mar 2007

Is that a sex joke cuz if it is it's working(take home and down you go).

By: July on 29 Jan 2016