Funny Break Up Lines - Part 3

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.

This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.

I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.

I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.

I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.

You should search for someone with the same values.

Don't forgive, dump me!

I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.

Mom says I'm too good for you.

I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.

The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule.

Love shouldn't be this hard.

I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.

You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.

You deserve better and so do I.

Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.

I'm sorry but you don't smoke enough weed.

You're perfect in every way, just not for me.

You just don't get me like you use to.

Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.

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