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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 3

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

I have to get back to my other family.
Don't forgive, dump me!
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
You should search for someone with the same values.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
We should be free to meet our special someone.
You just don't get me like you use to.
Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.
You deserve better and so do I.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
I don't want to hold you back.
I'd like to meet your ex.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
I think we need to work on ourselves before we can ever share a life together.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.

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I have to get back to my other family.
Don't forgive, dump me!
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.