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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 3

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
I have to get back to my other family.
Don't forgive, dump me!
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
You should search for someone with the same values.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
We should be free to meet our special someone.
You just don't get me like you use to.
Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.
You deserve better and so do I.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
I don't want to hold you back.
I'd like to meet your ex.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?
I think we need to work on ourselves before we can ever share a life together.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

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Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
I have to get back to my other family.
Don't forgive, dump me!