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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 3

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
You should search for someone with the same values.
I have to get back to my other family.
Don't forgive, dump me!
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
You just don't get me like you use to.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
You deserve better and so do I.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.
I don't want to hold you back.
I'd like to meet your ex.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
We should be free to meet our special someone.

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Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.