Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.
I think our timing is off.
You should search for someone with the same values.
I don't want to hold you back.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
I have to get back to my other family.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
I'm sorry but you don't smoke enough weed.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
You just don't get me like you use to.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
I think you feel more than I do and I don't want to hurt you
We should be free to meet our special someone.
I just can't handle the distance. Sorry.
Maybe we're not compatible.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.

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