Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Can we still share a netflix account?

Don't forgive, dump me!

I need time to focus on my career.

I just can't handle the distance. Sorry.

Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.

You deserve better and so do I.

I think our timing is off.

Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

You should search for someone with the same values.

I don't want to hold you back.

I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.

I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.

You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.

I have finished my unfinished business with you.

I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.

You're perfect in every way, just not for me.

Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.

Maybe we're not compatible.

Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.

I have to get back to my other family.

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