Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

I think our timing is off.

You should search for someone with the same values.

I don't want to hold you back.

It's you, not me. I mean it's me, not you.

You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.

I have to get back to my other family.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!

Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

I'm sorry but you don't smoke enough weed.

You're perfect in every way, just not for me.

Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.

You deserve better and so do I.

I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.

You just don't get me like you use to.

I have finished my unfinished business with you.

I just realized how ugly you are.

Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

I think you feel more than I do and I don't want to hurt you

We should be free to meet our special someone.

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