Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Don't forgive, dump me!

I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.

The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.

I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.

I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.

I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.

You deserve better and so do I.

You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.

You're perfect in every way, just not for me.

Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.

I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.

Maybe we're not compatible.

Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.

I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.

I don't want to hold you back.

I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.

I really like you. So does my wife.

You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.

Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.

Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.

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