Funny Break Up Lines - Part 3

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.

This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.

I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.

I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.

I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.

You should search for someone with the same values.

You just don't get me like you use to.

Don't forgive, dump me!

I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.

Love shouldn't be this hard.

You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.

I need time to focus on my career.

You deserve better and so do I.

Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.

I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.

You're perfect in every way, just not for me.

Maybe we're not compatible.

Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.

I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.

You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.

Previous Page 1 2 3 4 5