Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

You just don't get me like you use to.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Don't forgive, dump me!
I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.
I need time to focus on my career.
I just can't handle the distance. Sorry.
You deserve better and so do I.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
I think our timing is off.
You should search for someone with the same values.
I don't want to hold you back.
Mom says I'm too good for you.
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
You're perfect in every way, just not for me.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
Maybe we're not compatible.
Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.

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