Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
You should search for someone with the same values.
I have to get back to my other family.
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
You just don't get me like you use to.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
You deserve better and so do I.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.
I don't want to hold you back.
I'd like to meet your ex.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
We should be free to meet our special someone.