Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
I'm no longer worthy of you.
You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
You just don't get me like you use to.

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