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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 2

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.





The Best Break Up Lines

My dog doesn't like you.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
I have no intention of not seeing you as a friend - my life wouldn't be the same.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
I have to get back to my other family.
I'm no longer worthy of you.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.

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My dog doesn't like you.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.