Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.
You deserve better and so do I.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I don't want to hold you back.
I'm no longer worthy of you.
You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.

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