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Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.


The Best Break Up Lines

Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.
You're great, it was great, but I do not feel that way about you, and I'm just not going to.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
You just don't get me like you use to.

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