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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 2

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
My dog doesn't like you.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
Can we still share a netflix account?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.

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You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
My dog doesn't like you.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.