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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 2

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
Mom says I'm too good for you.
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I will always love you, but never like that.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Love shouldn't be this hard.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
My dog doesn't like you.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.

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I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
Mom says I'm too good for you.