Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

My dog doesn't like you.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
I have to get back to my other family.
I'm no longer worthy of you.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
You should search for someone with the same values.
You just don't get me like you use to.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I have finished my unfinished business with you.

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