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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 2

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

I really like you. So does my wife.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
My dog doesn't like you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
Can we still share a netflix account?
Mom says I'm too good for you.
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
Love shouldn't be this hard.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.

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I really like you. So does my wife.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom