Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
My dog doesn't like you.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
You deserve better and so do I.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
I just realized how ugly you are.
Don't forgive, dump me!
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
You're perfect in every way, just not for me.

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