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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 2

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

My dog doesn't like you.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I will always love you, but never like that.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
I have no intention of not seeing you as a friend - my life wouldn't be the same.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
Love shouldn't be this hard.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.

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My dog doesn't like you.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I will always love you, but never like that.