Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
My dog doesn't like you.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
Don't forgive, dump me!
The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule.
Mom says I'm too good for you.
I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.

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