I took a gamble and chose you, but now I believe I made the wrong choice.
I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not.
I still care about you, but I just don't find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Buh-bye. What part don't you understand - the Buh or the Bye? Buh-bye.
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
Mom says I'm too good for you.
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I have to get back to my other family.
Someone out there is perfect for you, I promise. It's just not me.
I love you enough to want something better for you than what I can give.
You should search for someone with the same values.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
We should be free to meet our special someone.
You just don't get me like you use to.
Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.
I need to find myself and I just can't do that with you.
You deserve better and so do I.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.
I don't want to hold you back.
I'd like to meet your ex.
You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?
I think we need to work on ourselves before we can ever share a life together.
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