GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off! "


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Well, If your clothes are 100% off, then me eyes are 100% closed.
By: It's me on 18 Apr 2017
I'd rather pay
By: . on 13 May 2017
and you are 100% off my radar!
By: on 23 Mar 2017
Well that's not a good business plan
By: Becky on 13 Jan 2018
I'm underage.
By: Gamer on 02 Mar 2019
You could gucci on or Loui Vuitton even with nothing on you still made me look
By: Carson Todd on 12 Jan 2024
You didn't say anything about accessories, shoes, socks, hats, glasses, scarfs, and plenty more...
By: RandomPerson on 01 Aug 2014

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Comments:

Yay! Free clothes!
By: Ajhappyfeet on 16 Mar 2015
Get in my van. I've got your family.
By: Xx_SW4G_M4ST3R_xX on 10 Nov 2014
Y'all need Jesus
By: roblox on 21 Apr 2017
Ewwww u nasty...
By: Critic on 21 May 2016
kkk
By: me on 13 Apr 2016
bro 100% gold
By: Audrey on 18 Nov 2015
good
By: me on 13 Apr 2016
What is happening at that "sale"??
By: Ashley on 16 Feb 2016
ya'll do need Jesus @roblox
By: chicken on 26 Feb 2018
That's kinda nasty but sweet at the same time lol
By: candy panda on 07 Apr 2018
If anyone told me that they would be 100% dead.
By: ThePiggyGirl on 18 Dec 2021
giggity
By: me on 13 Apr 2016
What is happening at that "sale" right now??
By: Buttlick on 16 Feb 2016
Sounds like my boyfriend XD
By: Zinkara on 20 Apr 2016
Lmao!
By: I Farted On Your Crouch on 14 Dec 2014

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There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!