Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
If you don't like turkey, I've got another kind of meat you'd want.
Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants inside them.
Do you like stars? Cause I know a hotel with 5.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
I know how to please a woman.
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