Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!

Top Easter Lines

I came here looking for a little tail.
I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hey Girl! Let's mate like rabbits.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
I could never Passover you.
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Even the chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!

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