Funny Easter Pick Up Lines

Spring is in the air, birds are singing, bunnies are doing their thing and humans are out of their winter slumber looking for some love. Here are some Easter pick up lines to make yours a little more fun. Hop to it!

Top Easter Lines

You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
I could never Passover you.
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
My ears are not the only things that are long!
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!
Nice to meet you, I'm Bunny. Easter Bunny and you're... gorgeous!
Girl, I'd like to take you out, but it won't be the Last Supper.
Ouch! My big teeth hurt! Cuz you're so sweet!
Even Jesus couldn't give you up for 40 days.
Peter heard the cock crow, but I'd never deny you three times.
I'm not sure what you're doing for Easter Brunch, but I've got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!

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