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Suggestive Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad, we have them all! Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, funny pick up lines. Get em' here while they're still hot! We don't guarantee any results, but it's not uncommon to get a number or even a date. You won't get any if you don't try!
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| Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
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332 |
| Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! |
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165 |
| I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. |
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162 |
| Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. |
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196 |
| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! |
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366 |
| Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... |
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77 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
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188 |
| So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now. |
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21 |
| If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. |
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104 |
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| Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! |
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71 |
| Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? |
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76 |
| Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!! |
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84 |
| I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. |
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30 |
| I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. |
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17 |
| I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? |
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63 |
| If you don’t like turkey, I’ve got another kind of meat you’d want. |
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15 |
| Hi, I have big feet. |
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68 |
| We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. |
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71 |
| I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! |
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14 |
| If you're advertising, I'm buying! |
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19 |
| I know how to please a woman. |
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19 |
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| "I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!" |
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| "I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect." |
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| "Believe you can and you're halfway there" |
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