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Suggestive Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad, we have them all! Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, funny pick up lines. Get em' here while they're still hot! We don't guarantee any results, but it's not uncommon to get a number or even a date. You won't get any if you don't try!
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| My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast |
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285 |
| Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
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74 |
| There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? |
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164 |
| The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
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46 |
| I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! |
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68 |
| Nice legs, what time do they open? |
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13 |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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40 |
| Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that! |
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44 |
| That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! |
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35 |
| You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. |
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42 |
| If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? |
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39 |
| Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. |
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45 |
| Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." |
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60 |
| Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
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31 |
| If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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15 |
| You know what would look good on you? Me! |
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8 |
| So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now. |
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6 |
| Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I? |
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14 |
| Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! |
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50 |
| Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven? |
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12 |
| I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. |
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15 |
| I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? |
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196 |
| Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty. |
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15 |
| I know how to please a woman. |
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6 |
| Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. |
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16 |
| How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? |
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19 |
| Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! |
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20 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
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37 |
| If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. |
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28 |
| Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth! |
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28 |
| Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? |
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11 |
| Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. |
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18 |
| Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers. |
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18 |
| I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. |
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9 |
| Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed? |
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9 |
| Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... |
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15 |
| My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed. |
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16 |
| I'm gay, think you can convert me? |
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24 |
| Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! |
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20 |
| Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be? |
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13 |
| If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town. |
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17 |
| Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? |
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12 |
| I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up. |
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18 |
| Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long. |
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24 |
| Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink. |
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12 |
| Wanna ring in the new year with a bang? |
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6 |
| Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? |
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20 |
| I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? |
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7 |
| Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!! |
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23 |
| Hi, I have big feet. |
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19 |
| Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? |
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8 |
| I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9? |
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26 |
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me? |
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26 |
| Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you. |
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15 |
| Damn boy there's only 2 things I like riding up my ass, my G-String and you! |
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21 |
| Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim. |
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17 |
| I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? |
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19 |
| Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven! |
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16 |
| Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed? |
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9 |
| We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. |
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27 |
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. |
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48 |
| A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want." |
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17 |
| Hi, do you believe in one night stands? |
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9 |
| My ride left without me , can you give me one? |
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13 |
| Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof! |
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10 |
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