| Pickup Line | Rating | Votes |
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| Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? |
 |
803 |
| The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
|
531 |
| I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get! |
|
183 |
| Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
|
102 |
| My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast |
|
680 |
| Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! |
|
163 |
| My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down? |
|
42 |
| Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you! |
|
46 |
| I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? |
|
334 |
| Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! |
|
85 |
| I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! |
|
237 |
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. |
|
155 |
| Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
|
143 |
| I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. |
|
30 |
| There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? |
 |
259 |
| Nice legs, what time do they open? |
|
35 |
| You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. |
|
90 |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
|
85 |
| That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! |
|
74 |
| If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? |
|
97 |
| Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that! |
|
63 |
| If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
|
41 |
| I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table! |
|
30 |
| Wanna ring in the new year with a bang? |
|
19 |
| Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty. |
|
37 |
| Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true. |
|
35 |
| Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." |
|
100 |
| Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. |
|
93 |
| Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. |
|
33 |
| I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. |
|
18 |
| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! |
|
48 |
| How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? |
|
39 |
| Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... |
|
26 |
| Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth! |
|
69 |
| You know what would look good on you? Me! |
|
31 |
| Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven? |
|
30 |
| Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! |
|
38 |
| I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus! |
|
27 |
| Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. |
|
39 |
| Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I? |
|
26 |
| So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now. |
|
12 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
 |
71 |
| I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. |
|
33 |
| My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed. |
|
32 |
| If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. |
|
43 |
| I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours. |
|
30 |
| Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? |
|
19 |
| Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? |
|
34 |
| Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers. |
|
32 |
| Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? |
|
15 |
| Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand. |
|
3 |
| What has 2 legs in the morning and 4 legs at night (what?) You will tonight. |
|
11 |
| If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town. |
|
27 |
| I'm like a rental car, used, abused and discarded after you have fun with it.
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|
19 |
| Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed? |
|
15 |
| Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be? |
|
29 |
| Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? |
|
37 |
| I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up. |
|
34 |
| I'm like a faucet. The more you turn me on,the wetter I get. |
|
4 |
| I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? |
 |
39 |
| Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long. |
|
42 |
| Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!! |
|
38 |
| I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? |
|
21 |
| Hi, I have big feet. |
|
30 |
| Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink. |
|
33 |
| You wanna make babies? [No] Wanna practice? |
|
28 |
| I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9? |
|
51 |
| Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed? |
|
17 |
| I'm gay, think you can convert me? |
|
36 |
| Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! |
|
30 |
| Damn boy there's only 2 things I like riding up my ass, my G-String and you! |
|
36 |
| Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven! |
|
28 |
| I know how to please a woman. |
|
13 |
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me? |
|
60 |
| Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you. |
|
26 |
| We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. |
|
44 |
| Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim. |
|
28 |
| I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! |
|
1 |
| Hi, do you believe in one night stands? |
 |
18 |
| A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want." |
|
41 |
| My ride left without me , can you give me one? |
|
21 |
| Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof! |
|
24 |
| I don't have a pick up line but I do have a bed in my pickup truck. |
 |
21 |
| I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. |
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