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Head Scratching Pick Up Lines

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Pickup LineRatingVotes
I'd like to read your shirt in braille. 27
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. 17
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. 30
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve. 12
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 11
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! 9
Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you. 6
Who's your friend? 16
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? 13
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! 19
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! 16
May I flirt with you? 16
Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? 11
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! 26
Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. 8
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup 14
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me. 27



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