Worst Pick Up Lines

Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

Pick Up LinesRating
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
 
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You could go longer without a shower than most people.
 
9
 
35
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What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
 
36
 
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I'm easy. Are you?
 
6
 
23
-17
Can I copy your dance moves?
 
19
 
59
-40
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
 
15
 
40
-25
Hey, I'm new in town.
 
41
 
104
-63
You're hotter than donut grease.
 
11
 
29
-18
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
 
13
 
29
-16
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
 
22
 
44
-22
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
 
13
 
26
-13
You MUST have a nice personality.
 
75
 
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Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
 
14
 
26
-12
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
 
15
 
27
-12
You look familiar.
 
34
 
60
-26
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
 
24
 
42
-18
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
 
30
 
50
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Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
 
46
 
76
-30
I bet even your farts smell good.
 
87
 
141
-54
How much? To buy your heart baby...
 
16
 
25
-9
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
 
24
 
37
-13
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
 
66
 
98
-32
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
 
10
 
15
-5
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
 
30
 
44
-14
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
 
51
 
74
-23
Want to be different? Say yes.
 
16
 
23
-7
Lemme borrow that number gurl.
 
20
 
28
-8
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
 
15
 
21
-6
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
 
69
 
93
-24
I wish I was your mirror.
 
14
 
19
-5
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
 
57
 
76
-19
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
 
95
 
126
-31
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
 
47
 
61
-14
You have a good web-surfing stance.
 
54
 
69
-15
I know how to please a woman.
 
18
 
23
-5
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
 
15
 
19
-4
You are what I want for Christmas.
 
15
 
19
-4
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
 
11
 
14
-3
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
 
32
 
40
-8
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
 
45
 
55
-10
Are we related? Do you want to be?
 
22
 
27
-5
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
 
43
 
52
-9
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
 
53
 
64
-11
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
 
55
 
66
-11
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
 
183
 
218
-35
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
 
27
 
32
-5
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
 
16
 
19
-3
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
 
75
 
85
-10
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
 
30
 
34
-4
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
 
15
 
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