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Worst Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.
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| Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! |
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54 |
| Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! |
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65 |
| You compute me. |
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11 |
| I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. |
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20 |
| Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! |
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50 |
| You had me at "Hello World" |
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25 |
| You are so old, even your memory is in black and white. |
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17 |
| What do you want for Christmas? A date with you! |
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10 |
| May I flirt with you? |
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80 |
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| A magician was driving down the road -- then he turned into a drive way. |
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5 |
| Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.
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9 |
| Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted? |
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13 |
| Is this insecticide good for beetles. - No, it’ll kill them! |
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4 |
| If you're advertising, I'm buying! |
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19 |
| For those who never forget a face, you are an exception. |
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6 |
| I know how to please a woman. |
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18 |
| My attraction to you is an inversed square law. |
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17 |
| People like you are the reason I work out. |
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10 |
| Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart |
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5 |
| Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? |
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19 |
| You look familiar. |
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32 |
| Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too. |
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2 |
| I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup |
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34 |
| Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! |
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40 |
| Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff |
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10 |
| You're stupid because you're blonde. |
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49 |
| Hey, I'm new in town. |
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73 |
| Irish saying - There are only three kinds of men who don’t understand women: young men, old men, and middle aged men. |
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5 |
| Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrr! |
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1 |
| Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. |
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72 |
| What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! |
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83 |
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| "I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!" |
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| "Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime?" |
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| "If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever." |
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