Worst Pick Up Lines

Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

Pick Up LinesRating
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
 
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Can I copy your dance moves?
 
19
 
73
-54
I'm easy. Are you?
 
8
 
31
-23
You could go longer without a shower than most people.
 
13
 
48
-35
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
 
40
 
141
-101
Hey, I'm new in town.
 
41
 
113
-72
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
 
19
 
48
-29
You're hotter than donut grease.
 
14
 
34
-20
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
 
15
 
33
-18
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
 
14
 
30
-16
You MUST have a nice personality.
 
90
 
175
-85
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
 
17
 
33
-16
You look familiar.
 
36
 
65
-29
I bet even your farts smell good.
 
103
 
176
-73
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
 
50
 
85
-35
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
 
29
 
49
-20
How much? To buy your heart baby...
 
17
 
28
-11
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
 
27
 
44
-17
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
 
31
 
50
-19
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
 
26
 
42
-16
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
 
32
 
51
-19
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
 
18
 
28
-10
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
 
78
 
118
-40
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
 
65
 
97
-32
I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
 
12
 
18
-6
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
 
106
 
154
-48
Want to be different? Say yes.
 
18
 
26
-8
I wish I was your mirror.
 
16
 
23
-7
Lemme borrow that number gurl.
 
22
 
31
-9
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
 
46
 
63
-17
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
 
83
 
112
-29
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
 
66
 
89
-23
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
 
50
 
67
-17
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
 
14
 
19
-5
Are we related? Do you want to be?
 
22
 
29
-7
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
 
9
 
12
-3
You are what I want for Christmas.
 
17
 
22
-5
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
 
18
 
23
-5
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
 
18
 
23
-5
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
 
197
 
247
-50
You have a good web-surfing stance.
 
66
 
82
-16
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
 
16
 
20
-4
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
 
46
 
57
-11
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
 
60
 
74
-14
I know how to please a woman.
 
23
 
28
-5
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
 
25
 
30
-5
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
 
175
 
208
-33
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
 
38
 
45
-7
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
 
68
 
80
-12
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
 
86
 
101
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