Worst Pick Up Lines

Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

Pick Up LinesRating
You could go longer without a shower than most people.
 
18
 
73
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Can I copy your dance moves?
 
30
 
113
-83
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
 
50
 
160
-110
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
 
29
 
92
-63
Hey, I'm new in town.
 
49
 
131
-82
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
 
20
 
52
-32
I'm easy. Are you?
 
14
 
34
-20
You're hotter than donut grease.
 
24
 
53
-29
You MUST have a nice personality.
 
114
 
227
-113
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
 
30
 
58
-28
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
 
19
 
36
-17
You look familiar.
 
45
 
81
-36
I wish I was your mirror.
 
19
 
32
-13
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
 
62
 
102
-40
I bet even your farts smell good.
 
146
 
237
-91
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
 
123
 
196
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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
 
43
 
68
-25
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
 
35
 
55
-20
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
 
105
 
162
-57
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
 
37
 
57
-20
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
 
83
 
122
-39
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
 
91
 
130
-39
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
 
22
 
31
-9
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
 
56
 
78
-22
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
 
12
 
17
-5
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
 
39
 
54
-15
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
 
29
 
40
-11
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
 
34
 
46
-12
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
 
49
 
66
-17
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
 
226
 
301
-75
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
 
46
 
60
-14
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
 
16
 
21
-5
How much? To buy your heart baby...
 
24
 
31
-7
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
 
112
 
139
-27
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
 
62
 
77
-15
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
 
47
 
58
-11
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
 
69
 
85
-16
You are what I want for Christmas.
 
22
 
27
-5
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
 
211
 
255
-44
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
 
24
 
29
-5
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
 
34
 
41
-7
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
 
91
 
109
-18
Lemme borrow that number gurl.
 
30
 
36
-6
I know how to please a woman.
 
26
 
31
-5
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
 
25
 
29
-4
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
 
37
 
42
-5
You have a good web-surfing stance.
 
88
 
99
-11
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
 
24
 
27
-3
Want to be different? Say yes.
 
27
 
30
-3
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
 
115
 
126
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