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What Were They Thinking? Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad and the... What Were They Thinking? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? It�s a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone�s pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look here...
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| Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? |
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428 |
| I'd like to read your shirt in braille. |
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34 |
| I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! |
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38 |
| Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me. |
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38 |
| If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. |
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46 |
| If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. |
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32 |
| I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve. |
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19 |
| I'm like a rental car, used, abused and discarded after you have fun with it.
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13 |
| Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! |
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13 |
| May I flirt with you? |
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39 |
| Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you. |
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13 |
| Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! |
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13 |
| If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? |
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18 |
| Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! |
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27 |
| Who's your friend? |
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26 |
| Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? |
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15 |
| Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! |
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25 |
| I don't have a pick up line but I do have a bed in my pickup truck. |
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14 |
| I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup |
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20 |
| Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. |
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33 |
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