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Worst Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.
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| Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on! |
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23 |
| May I flirt with you? |
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65 |
| Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? |
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13 |
| (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. |
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40 |
| Hi, do you believe in one night stands? |
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18 |
| Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! |
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15 |
| I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. |
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28 |
| I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! |
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20 |
| Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind. |
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15 |
| Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you. |
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14 |
| A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want." |
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41 |
| Who's your friend? |
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30 |
| My ride left without me , can you give me one? |
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21 |
| Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! |
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45 |
| If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? |
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21 |
| Nice beach balls, can I play? |
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3 |
| Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb. |
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15 |
| Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off. |
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17 |
| I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve) |
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14 |
| Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! |
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75 |
| (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. |
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33 |
| Excuse me, did you just fart? |
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115 |
| Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! |
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17 |
| Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! |
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32 |
| Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? |
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11 |
| Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof! |
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24 |
| Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot! |
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4 |
| I don't have a pick up line but I do have a bed in my pickup truck. |
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21 |
| Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! |
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22 |
| You look familiar. |
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25 |
| You're so hot; you make the sun envious. |
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18 |
| Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! |
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37 |
| Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? |
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17 |
| You compute me. |
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3 |
| I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup |
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28 |
| Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! |
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32 |
| What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! |
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39 |
| I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. |
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2 |
| You’re sweeter than fructose. |
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1 |
| You had me at "Hello World" |
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2 |
| Hey, I'm new in town. |
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52 |
| Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. |
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45 |
| I think my heart just lagged. |
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1 |
| Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up. |
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1 |
| What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one! |
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1 |
| My attraction to you is an inversed square law. |
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