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The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.


Pickup LineRatingVotes
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. 48
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on! 31
Excuse me, did you just fart? 169
What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one! 12
You're so hot; you make the sun envious. 24
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! 53
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 16
If women were trophies, you'd be first place! 13
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. 78
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! 55
I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve) 15
May I flirt with you? 78
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! 30
Who's your friend? 39
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! 27
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! 46
You compute me. 8
You look familiar. 29
Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? 18
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup 31
You had me at "Hello World" 17
If you're advertising, I'm buying! 6
You are so old, even your memory is in black and white. 3
My attraction to you is an inversed square law. 7
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! 35
Hey, I'm new in town. 67
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! 54
Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. 63
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. 5
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? A: Because she threw out all the bent ones. 1


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