Pick-Up Lines

Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

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Only in American will you see "poor" fat people.
 
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You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
 
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What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
 
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Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
 
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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind.
 
  
 
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Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry.
 
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You're stupid because you're blonde.
 
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Hey, I'm new in town.
 
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I never knew what love was until I met you
 
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You can fix anything, can't you?
 
  
 
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A magician was driving down the road -- then he turned into a drive way.
 
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It's quite peculiar for bees and butterflies to not notice a beautiful flower like you.
 
  
 
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Why do birds fly south? -- Because it's too far to walk.
 
  
 
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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
 
  
 
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Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
 
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Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face.
 
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What do you call a woman with one black eye? -- A quick Learner.
 
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What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
 
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What do you call an Irishman who sits outside all night? Paddy O' Furniture
 
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Can I copy your dance moves?
 
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You're so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo...
 
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Dose it matter where here is if I'm there?
 
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
 
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
 
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You could invent words and people would use them.
 
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If I had a nickel for everytime I thougt of how beautiful you are, people would wonder what I'm doing with a house full of nickels.
 
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I love seeing your smile, it brightens my day.
 
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The clothes you wear are so ugly even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.
 
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Hold on, I'll go find you a tampon.
 
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When anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet.
 
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If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
 
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Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack!
 
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I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
 
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Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.
 
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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
 
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I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
 
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I'd switch to emacs for you.
 
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You could go longer without a shower than most people.
 
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I know how to please a woman.
 
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Your surfboard is so big!
 
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Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.
 
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How to you wake Lady Gaga? Poke 'er face.
 
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A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
 
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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
 
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Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
 
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Why do women have periods? -- Because they deserve them.
 
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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
 
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What do you call a letter from a feminist? -- Hate male.
 
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I'd say that you're funny but looks aren't everything.
 
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If you were any dumber I would have to water you twice a week.
 
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