Worst Pick Up Lines

Worst Pick Up Lines

The good, the bad and the... WORST? Seriously, some of these pick up lines make absolutely no sense, or do they? Would you look stupid saying it? It's a pickup line right, or a piss off line? Are you looking to get into someone's pants or do you want them to stay far, far away from you for the rest of the night? Sometimes people do things so ridiculous they make you say 'What were they thinking?' Lets have a look at some of the worst rated lines on our site.

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If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
 
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You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
 
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What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
 
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Hey, I'm new in town.
 
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I'm easy. Are you?
 
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Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
 
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Can I copy your dance moves?
 
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I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
 
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You could go longer without a shower than most people.
 
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Smile if you want to sleep with me.
 
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How much? To buy your heart baby...
 
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You MUST have a nice personality.
 
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You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
 
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I know how to please a woman.
 
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I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
 
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I bet even your farts smell good.
 
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I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
 
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You look familiar.
 
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
 
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I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
 
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I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
 
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Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
 
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My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
 
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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
 
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Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
 
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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
 
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I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
 
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You're hotter than donut grease.
 
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Want to be different? Say yes.
 
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Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?
 
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You have a good web-surfing stance.
 
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If you were a steak you would be well done.
 
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Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
 
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Lemme borrow that number gurl.
 
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Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
 
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Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
 
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Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
 
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You Auto-Complete me.
 
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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
 
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Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
 
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Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
 
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You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
 
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Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
 
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Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
 
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Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
 
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I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
 
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If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
 
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I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
 
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Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
 
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Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
 
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