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Nerdy and Geeky Pick Up Lines

If you don't get many of these, that probably just means you're NOT a NERD! Leave these babies for the geeks and nerds and move along!


Pick Up LinesRatingVotes
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. 54
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive 87
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. 96
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve. 59
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined. 50
You are the SDK in my life. I won’t compile without you. 5
You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water. 13
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen. 3
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you. 12
Urkuk lu Stalga. That’s Klingon for 'I love you baby.' 6
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. 59
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 18
If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. 5
I think my heart just lagged. 14
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop. 6
You’re sweeter than fructose. 11
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart. 3
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you. 3
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you. 3
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up. 13
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS. 5
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority. 6
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? 39
You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine! 5
Press any key to continue. 9
What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one! 16
You compute me. 12
You had me at "Hello World" 25
My attraction to you is an inversed square law. 17

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