Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Nerds

If you don't get many of these, that probably just means you're NOT a NERD! Leave these babies for the geeks and nerds and move along!

The Best Nerdy and Geeky Pick Up Lines

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
You're sweeter than 3.14
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.

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