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Nerdy and Geeky Pick Up Lines
If you don't get many of these, that probably just means you're NOT a NERD! Leave these babies for the geeks and nerds and move along!
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| If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. |
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54 |
| Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive |
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87 |
| If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. |
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96 |
| I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve. |
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59 |
| My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined. |
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50 |
| You are the SDK in my life. I won’t compile without you. |
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5 |
| You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
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13 |
| You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen. |
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3 |
| Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you. |
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12 |
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| Urkuk lu Stalga. That’s Klingon for 'I love you baby.' |
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6 |
| If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. |
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59 |
| You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! |
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18 |
| If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. |
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5 |
| I think my heart just lagged. |
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14 |
| I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop. |
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6 |
| You’re sweeter than fructose. |
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11 |
| You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart. |
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3 |
| Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you. |
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3 |
| You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you. |
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3 |
| Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up. |
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13 |
| A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS. |
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5 |
| If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority. |
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6 |
| If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? |
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39 |
| You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine! |
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5 |
| Press any key to continue. |
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9 |
| What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one! |
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16 |
| You compute me. |
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12 |
| You had me at "Hello World" |
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25 |
| My attraction to you is an inversed square law. |
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17 |
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| "Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?" |
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| "I pretend to work here, they pretend to pay me." |
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| "Every morning I wake up happy because I know I'll see you." |
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