Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Nerds

If you don't get many of these, that probably just means you're NOT a NERD! Leave these babies for the geeks and nerds and move along!

The Best Nerdy and Geeky Pick Up Lines

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You're sweeter than 3.14
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

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