Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Nerds

If you don't get many of these, that probably just means you're NOT a NERD! Leave these babies for the geeks and nerds and move along!

The Best Nerdy and Geeky Pick Up Lines

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
You're sweeter than 3.14
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.

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