Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
I will always love you, but never like that.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
Don't forgive, dump me!
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
You just don't get me like you use to.
You should search for someone with the same values.
I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.
You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.

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