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Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.


The Best Break Up Lines

Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I made an exception, I was wrong.
I will always love you, but never like that.
Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
I'm breaking up with you, no, we can't still be friends and you're ugly.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
You should search for someone with the same values.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I don't know what I want, and as long as I feel this way, it's not fair to you.
You just don't get me like you use to.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you.

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