| Insult | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. |
|
149 |
| Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. |
|
296 |
| Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head |
|
31 |
| Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. |
|
50 |
| Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick. |
|
42 |
| Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? |
|
19 |
| It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. |
|
8 |
| I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. |
|
97 |
| I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. |
|
34 |
| Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. |
|
24 |
| You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away! |
|
9 |
| So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. |
|
11 |
| You are proof that God has a sense of humor. |
|
51 |
| If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport! |
|
22 |
| You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate". |
|
24 |
| You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone. |
|
12 |
| You are so old, your birth-certificate expired. |
|
12 |
| Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma. |
|
40 |
| Shock me, say something intelligent. |
|
13 |
| Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? |
|
9 |
| I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? |
|
23 |
| Come again when you can't stay quite so long. |
|
7 |
| You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity? |
|
12 |
| Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down |
|
12 |
| It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. |
|
17 |
| Your parents hated you so much you bath toys were an iron and a toaster |
|
5 |
| I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission! |
|
13 |
| Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. |
|
6 |
| Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? |
|
13 |
| Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin! |
|
10 |
| Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole! |
|
7 |
| You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. |
|
18 |
| Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand. |
|
11 |
| Don't you need a license to be that ugly? |
|
21 |
| You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened. |
|
5 |
| If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet. |
|
5 |
| Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too. |
|
26 |
| I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. |
|
21 |
| Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul. |
|
7 |
| You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine. |
|
10 |
| Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside. |
|
10 |
| You are so old, you fart dust. |
|
13 |
| I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived. |
|
4 |
| When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror? |
|
8 |
| Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid! |
|
5 |
| We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. |
|
11 |
| Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! |
|
6 |
| If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable. |
|
4 |
| Nice tan, orange is my favorite color. |
|
4 |
| I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. |
|
9 |
| The best part of you is still running down your old mans leg. |
|
8 |
| 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest? |
|
8 |
| I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? |
|
7 |
| If you had another brain, it would be lonely. |
|
7 |
| Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing. |
|
9 |
| I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! |
|
9 |
| You must think you're strong, but you only smell strong. |
|
4 |
| You'll make a great first wife some day. |
|
7 |
| If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. |
|
10 |
| Yeah you're pretty, pretty stupid |
|
3 |
| Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. |
|
14 |
| I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. |
|
10 |
| You act like your arrogance is a virtue. |
|
5 |
| If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. |
|
6 |
| You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. |
|
8 |
| Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. |
|
6 |
| Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. |
|
5 |
| Your mom must have a really loud bark! |
|
6 |
| Are your parents siblings? |
|
17 |
| Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone. |
|
6 |
| For those who never forget a face, you are an exception. |
|
7 |
| You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar. |
|
7 |
| When anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet. |
|
8 |
| You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. |
|
2 |
| I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. |
|
20 |
| You are so old, even your memory is in black and white. |
|
17 |
| Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.
|
|
11 |
| People like you are the reason I work out. |
|
11 |
| You're stupid because you're blonde. |
|
58 |