Pick-Up Lines

Insults

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously has never heard any good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list.

Insult	Rating	Votes
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.		1
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?		1
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.		2
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.		1
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head		3
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.		5
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.		2
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole!		1
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?		1
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.		2
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".		6
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.		14
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.		2
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.		6
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.		3
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?		5
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!		5
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.		4
You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.		4
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.		2
You are so old, you fart dust.		4
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.		3
Are your parents siblings?		5
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.		2
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.		1
Shock me, say something intelligent.		2
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.		2
Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.		2
You are so old, even your memory is in black and white.		3
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.		6
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.
You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.