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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date. Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.


Pick Up LinesRatingVotes
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation? 26
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. 256
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces. 50
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 143
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. 2160
If kisses were snowflakes, Iíd send you a blizzard. 92
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 717
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers. 23
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. 377
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 184
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. 175
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. 114
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. 245
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from. 89
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. 41
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 209
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. 509
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! 231
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list. 51
Youíre so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. 229
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? 350
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. 407
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. 37
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! 199
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! 187
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece. 53
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! 170
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! 78
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? 57
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 84
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. 216
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. 56
If beauty were time, youíd be eternity. 59
If you were a library book, I would check you out. 9
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine? 9
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. 211
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. 38
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea! 85
You are so sweet you could put Hersheyís out of business. 80
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? 95
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection! 65
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. 205
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes. 34
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink. 19
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass! 45
Itís a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, youíd be too hot to handle. 31
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman! 29
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" 747
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes. 26
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad. 10
So, do you have a new years resolution, Iím looking at mine right now. 25
Heaven's missing an Angel. 23
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! 73
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 51
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! 131
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. 270
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 58
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars. 35
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. 13
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... 85
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. 137
Whatís a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 203
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you. 12
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! 56
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. 134
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. 93
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with. 58
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are. 10
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams. 5
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. 113
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 185
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. 88
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on! 26
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to? 43
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! 63
Iím not drunk, Iím just intoxicated by you. 31
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? 41
Baby, if you were words on a page, youíd be what they call FINE PRINT! 6
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak. 9
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. 47
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. 38
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 170
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight! 13
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low. 40
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! 86
If you were a booger I would pick you first. 132
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you. 74
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? 11
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang? 23
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material. 16
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. 54
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! 72
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! 31
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good! 60
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? 9
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number? 5
If I followed you home, would you keep me? 73
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! 52
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you! 16
Iíve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day? 21
You're so hot you must've started global warming. 11
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it. 6
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! 56
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? 126
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
98
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes. 57
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. 22
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. 60
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? 99
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. 111
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!! 92
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? 82
Are you Google? Because I've just found what Iíve been searching for. 11
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. 31
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. 42
Were do you hide your wings? 14
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 9
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you. 8
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me! 8
Want to be different? Say yes. 3
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib! 4
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. 5
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? 8
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! 61
Hi, Iím Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. 78
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. 53
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? 100
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel! 51
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire! 13
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away. 42
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right. 27
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. 32
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind. 34
Bond....James Bond 193
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11? 14
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place? 7
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? 66
All those curves, and me with no brakes! 20
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face. 6
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part? 6
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. 5
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! 10
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! 31
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you? 41
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 42
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true. 8
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. 30
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away. 63
Hi, I have big feet. 71
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. 75
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? 42
If you werenít here I'd be the hottest person in this place. 3
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? 58
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw! 16
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache. 8
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me. 5
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees. 5
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover. 7
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. 7
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb. 31
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? 34
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy! 29
Is it hot in here or is it just you? 28
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over. 8
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.? 8
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart! 31
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest 25
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot! 17
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof! 40
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! 14
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. 38
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. 15
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! 36
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem. 15
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you. 9
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding! 3
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out? 3
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 32
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! 124
You make me wish I weren't gay! 47
Whatís a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 7
You're so hot; you make the sun envious. 29
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! 79
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. 61
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. 55
If women were trophies, you'd be first place! 20
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. 4
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. 5
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! 37
Iíve heard itís bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve) 18
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on! 33
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?! 28
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 17
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox! 2
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"? 2
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot. 3
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! 57
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you! 12
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! 68
You are what I want for Christmas. 4
If you're advertising, I'm buying! 19
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out. 3
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart 5
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are. 5
You look familiar. 33
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup 36
Are we related? Do you want to be? 3
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on. 3
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo? 3
Hey, I'm new in town. 74
Lemme borrow that number gurl. 4
Can I copy your dance moves? 4
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! 89
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 3
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