Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date. Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

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Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
 
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
 
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
 
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
 
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
 
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
 
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There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
 
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Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
 
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Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
 
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I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
 
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Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
 
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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
 
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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
 
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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
 
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I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
 
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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
 
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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
 
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
 
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Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
 
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Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
 
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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
 
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
 
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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
 
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
 
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You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
 
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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
 
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Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
 
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Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
 
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I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
 
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What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
 
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I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
 
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
 
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Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
 
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Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
 
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It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
 
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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
 
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
 
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You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
 
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If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
 
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Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
 
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Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
 
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
 
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If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!
 
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It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
 
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
 
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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
 
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I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
 
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I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
 
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
 
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Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
 
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
 
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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
 
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There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
 
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Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
 
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You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
 
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Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
 
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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
 
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Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
 
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Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
 
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
 
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I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
 
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Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte
 
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
 
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It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
 
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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
 
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You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
 
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I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
 
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How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
 
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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
 
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I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
 
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Heaven's missing an Angel.
 
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I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
 
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If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
 
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Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
 
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You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
 
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Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
 
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Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
 
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Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
 
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Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
 
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I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?
 
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I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
 
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You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
 
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I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
 
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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
 
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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
 
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Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
 
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So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
 
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
 
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If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
 
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
 
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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
 
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If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
 
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You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
 
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I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
 
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I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
 
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
 
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If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
 
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Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
 
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
 
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Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
 
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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
 
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Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
 
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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
 
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Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
 
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I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
 
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Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
 
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I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
 
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I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
 
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Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
 
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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
 
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Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!
 
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We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
 
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
 
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
 
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
 
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You're so hot you must've started global warming.
 
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I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
 
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There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
 
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
 
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They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.
 
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If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
 
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Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
 
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Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
 
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Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
 
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Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
 
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Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
 
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Bond....James Bond
 
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
 
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My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
 
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I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
 
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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
 
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Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
 
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If you were a library book, I would check you out.
 
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I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
 
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Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
 
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I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
 
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Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
 
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I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
 
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You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
 
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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
 
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You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
 
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
 
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
 
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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
 
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
 
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Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
 
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A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
 
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
 
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
 
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Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
 
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Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
 
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Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
 
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If you were a booger I would pick you first.
 
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I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
 
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Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
 
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Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
 
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What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
 
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Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
 
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Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
 
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
 
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Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
 
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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
 
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Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
 
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Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
 
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I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
 
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I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.
 
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(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
 
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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
 
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Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
 
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I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
 
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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
 
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I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
 
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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
 
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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 
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Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
 
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Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
 
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All those curves, and me with no brakes!
 
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I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
 
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(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
 
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Were do you hide your wings?
 
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Hi, I have big feet.
 
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You Auto-Complete me.
 
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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
 
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Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
 
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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
 
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They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
 
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You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
 
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How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
 
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Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
 
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Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
 
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Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
 
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I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
 
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Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
 
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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
 
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Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
 
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If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
 
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You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
 
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You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
 
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I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
 
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I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
 
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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
 
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Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
 
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You make me wish I weren't gay!
 
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Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
 
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Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
 
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I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
 
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Smile if you want to sleep with me.
 
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I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
 
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Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
 
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You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
 
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Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
 
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What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
 
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
 
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Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
 
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Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
 
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If you're advertising, I'm buying!
 
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I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
 
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I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
 
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Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
 
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Want to be different? Say yes.
 
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Are we related? Do you want to be?
 
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Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
 
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
 
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Lemme borrow that number gurl.
 
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If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
 
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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
 
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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
 
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If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
 
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Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
 
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You are what I want for Christmas.
 
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Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
 
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How much? To buy your heart baby...
 
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If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
 
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
 
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I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
 
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What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
 
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Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
 
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I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
 
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I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
 
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Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
 
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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
 
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Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
 
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You look familiar.
 
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Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
 
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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
 
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Hey, I'm new in town.
 
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You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
 
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What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
 
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Can I copy your dance moves?
 
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