The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

Cheesy pick up lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date. Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

Top Rated Cheesy Pick Up Lines

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

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