| Pickup Line | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
|
254 |
| You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. |
|
817 |
| Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. |
|
356 |
| It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! |
|
118 |
| If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. |
|
169 |
| If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. |
|
303 |
| Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! |
|
99 |
| A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" |
|
544 |
| See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
|
149 |
| Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. |
|
84 |
| Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. |
|
109 |
| Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. |
|
137 |
| People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! |
|
77 |
| Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! |
|
97 |
| If I followed you home, would you keep me? |
|
45 |
| Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... |
|
49 |
| Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? |
|
44 |
| Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? |
|
40 |
| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! |
|
157 |
| There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. |
|
76 |
| Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! |
|
36 |
| Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! |
|
48 |
| Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea! |
|
38 |
| I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. |
|
66 |
| If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. |
|
124 |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
|
81 |
| Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. |
|
65 |
| I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! |
|
61 |
| Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! |
|
39 |
| [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! |
|
130 |
| If you were a booger I would pick you first. |
|
73 |
| I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. |
|
33 |
| Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? |
|
99 |
| What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! |
|
27 |
| You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. |
|
12 |
| Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! |
|
4 |
| I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. |
|
10 |
| If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. |
|
59 |
| I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
|
52 |
| Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! |
|
47 |
| You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
|
89 |
| If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. |
|
76 |
| I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! |
|
35 |
| Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? |
|
63 |
| Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? |
|
56 |
| Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? |
|
51 |
| Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!! |
|
57 |
| Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! |
|
34 |
| I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel! |
|
30 |
| Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. |
|
34 |
| I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? |
|
48 |
| How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! |
|
7 |
| Bond....James Bond |
|
121 |
| Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
|
69 |
| Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. |
|
55 |
| Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away. |
|
28 |
| I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass! |
|
7 |
| Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice. |
|
26 |
| Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? |
|
32 |
| I must be lost… because I see paradise. |
|
16 |
| (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? |
|
34 |
| You don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
|
84 |
| You're ugly, but you intrigue me... |
|
49 |
| If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. |
|
21 |
| We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. |
|
52 |
| (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. |
|
45 |
| Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away. |
|
37 |
| Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off. |
|
23 |
| I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! |
|
26 |
| (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. |
|
48 |
| Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! |
|
95 |
| Excuse me, did you just fart? |
|
169 |
| Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! |
|
53 |
| Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. |
|
77 |