Funny Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.

The Best Funny Pick Up Lines
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
The letter 'X' scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

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