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Funny Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There's no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don't, they're not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won't be interested in them anyway.


Pick Up LinesRatingVotes
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. 109
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. 1829
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 658
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 121
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. 180
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. 468
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. 303
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! 213
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. 384
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. 210
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 177
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! 165
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! 178
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! 152
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity. 41
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. 206
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? 86
You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business. 65
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. 162
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. 196
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass! 36
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" 687
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea! 75
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. 237
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! 366
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle. 28
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... 77
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with. 53
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! 118
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! 60
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. 122
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. 104
You smell like trash, may I take you out? 16
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. 117
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 156
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 17
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that. 6
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. 78
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. 29
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! 48
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. 7
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. 50
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! 27
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 147
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! 71
If you were a booger I would pick you first. 118
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! 77
If I followed you home, would you keep me? 71
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? 121
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! 54
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! 54
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! 54
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. 101
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? 95
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? 76
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! 70
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!! 84
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! 197
I must be lost… because I see paradise. 28
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. 3
If you were a library book, I would check you out. 2
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue. 5
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 66
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. 51
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. 75
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away. 37
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? 92
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. 52
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight! 8
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? 63
Bond....James Bond 181
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? 53
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel! 45
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 79
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. 29
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away. 59
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart. 6
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice. 32
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. 71
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? 40
You don't sweat much for a fat chick. 120
You're ugly, but you intrigue me... 61
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material. 6
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off. 28
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw! 13
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! 77
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! 33
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! 119
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. 54
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. 58
Excuse me, did you just fart? 223
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. 178
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 2
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted? 20

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