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The Funniest Pick Up Lines Ever

Brighten up your dating game with our collection of funny pick-up lines guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face. From witty one-liners to clever puns, find the perfect icebreaker to show off your sense of humor and charm your way into their heart. Whether you're looking for a laugh or a genuine connection, start the conversation with confidence and a touch of comedy. Explore our funniest pick-up lines now and get ready to make your crush giggle!

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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
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Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
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Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
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Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
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You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
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It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.
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If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
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I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams