If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they wouldn't be able to create a work of art as beautiful as you.
I love a man with a raised bed.
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off, I'd love to put another one in u.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Are you shelf 301C? Because I've been searching everywhere for you.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
I'd love to be your final destination.
You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
They say not to judge a book by it's cover but I don't even know you and I'm checking you out.
I assure you I can last longer than any jet engine that you know of right in this bed.
Are you the pool? Because you make me wet.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady
I love a good South of the border crossing.
If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
You excite me more than the cast list being posted.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
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