| Pickup Line | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? |
 |
117 |
| My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast |
|
186 |
| A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck. |
 |
67 |
| Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
|
47 |
| See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
|
45 |
| A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" |
|
39 |
| If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. |
|
79 |
| Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. |
|
33 |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
|
34 |
| Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that! |
|
34 |
| That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! |
|
21 |
| If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. |
|
19 |
| You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. |
|
48 |
| Nice legs, what time do they open? |
|
9 |
| You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. |
|
32 |
| I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to? |
|
15 |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
|
34 |
| The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
|
33 |
| If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out? |
|
13 |
| I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. |
|
22 |
| Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
|
36 |
| Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I? |
|
11 |
| If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you. |
|
13 |
| Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? |
|
14 |
| Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! |
|
15 |
| It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! |
|
15 |
| Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! |
|
43 |
| If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? |
|
28 |
| Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! |
|
71 |
| The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. |
|
11 |
| If you were a booger I would pick you first. |
|
23 |
| If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. |
|
33 |
| If you were a car door, I would slam you all night! |
|
16 |
| I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? |
 |
183 |
| Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." |
|
55 |
| Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! |
|
16 |
| I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. |
|
14 |
| Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! |
|
12 |
| Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good! |
|
13 |
| Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. |
|
11 |
| Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven? |
|
11 |
| I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes. |
|
10 |
| If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. |
|
21 |
| If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. |
|
18 |
| If I followed you home, would you keep me? |
|
18 |
| Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
|
24 |
| Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! |
|
17 |
| Nice shoes, wanna F%#K? |
|
36 |
| You know what would look good on you? Me! |
|
7 |
| Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. |
|
7 |
| Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty. |
|
14 |
| I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? |
|
6 |
| You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. |
|
12 |
| I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. |
|
12 |
| Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. |
|
11 |
| I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! |
|
9 |
| Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low. |
|
17 |
| If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
|
12 |
| Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. |
|
11 |
| Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don't like pizza? |
|
21 |
| How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? |
|
13 |
| I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
|
12 |
| Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. |
|
15 |
| Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. |
|
9 |
| I'd like to read your shirt in braille. |
|
18 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
|
33 |
| [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! |
|
22 |
| Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed? |
|
8 |
| So what haven't you been told tonight? |
|
10 |
| I know how to please a woman. |
|
5 |
| Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? |
|
30 |
| Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea! |
|
7 |
| Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? |
|
9 |
| People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! |
|
9 |
| Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth! |
|
22 |
| Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar! |
|
11 |
| Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. |
|
13 |
| If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. |
|
13 |
| Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. |
|
13 |
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. |
|
19 |
| So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now. |
|
4 |
| Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! |
|
6 |
| I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
|
 |
15 |
| You're ugly, but you intrigue me... |
|
19 |
| You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
|
22 |
| I'm like a video game, You can play with me all day long! |
|
9 |
| Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers. |
|
16 |
| You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
|
|
20 |
| Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off. |
|
10 |
| You turn my software into hardware! |
|
23 |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
|
13 |
| I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel! |
|
8 |
| If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. |
|
27 |
| Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? |
|
10 |
| Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? |
|
10 |
| I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. |
|
7 |
| I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? |
|
7 |
| Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? |
|
11 |
| Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away. |
|
11 |
| Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. |
|
16 |
| I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? |
|
12 |
| I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right. |
|
9 |
| I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! |
|
5 |
| Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice. |
|
5 |
| I'm gay, think you can convert me? |
|
20 |
| Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be? |
|
10 |
| Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? |
|
11 |
| Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink. |
|
11 |
| Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? |
|
17 |
| I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up. |
|
12 |
| You don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
|
13 |
| So, you must be the reason men fall in love. |
|
7 |
| Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind. |
|
7 |
| If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town. |
|
14 |
| I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. |
|
8 |
| Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! |
|
15 |
| I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! |
|
8 |
| Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! |
|
9 |
| Bond....James Bond |
|
29 |
| Hi, I have big feet. |
|
16 |
| Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? |
|
19 |
| Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! |
|
10 |
| Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! |
|
8 |
| Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long. |
|
18 |
| Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim. |
|
12 |
| I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? |
|
4 |
| They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof! |
 |
17 |
| Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? |
|
15 |
| Who's your friend? |
|
14 |
| My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed. |
|
13 |
| Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... |
|
12 |
| Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! |
|
11 |
| I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve. |
|
9 |
| (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. |
|
17 |
| What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! |
|
8 |
| Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? |
|
7 |
| I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat! |
|
14 |
| Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you. |
|
13 |
| Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!! |
|
18 |
| Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you. |
|
6 |
| If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. |
|
6 |
| You make me wish I weren't gay! |
|
11 |
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me? |
|
21 |
| I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve) |
|
5 |
| I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9? |
|
20 |
| Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed? |
|
8 |
| (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? |
|
11 |
| Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? |
|
7 |
| A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want." |
|
13 |
| Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? |
|
12 |
| I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! |
|
12 |
| Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK |
|
12 |
| Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven! |
|
11 |
| I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. |
|
16 |
| Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
|
8 |
| Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart! |
|
8 |
| Wanna ring in the new year with a bang? |
|
5 |
| Damn boy there's only 2 things I like riding up my ass, my G-String and you! |
|
15 |
| Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! |
|
7 |
| Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? |
|
7 |
| Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb. |
|
9 |
| Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! |
|
15 |
| Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on! |
|
15 |
| You're so hot; you make the sun envious. |
|
10 |
| Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof! |
|
8 |
| Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. |
|
6 |
| (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. |
 |
13 |
| Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! |
|
9 |
| My ride left without me , can you give me one? |
|
9 |
| You look familiar. |
|
12 |
| Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! |
|
22 |
| Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? |
|
10 |
| Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. |
|
17 |
| May I flirt with you? |
|
14 |
| Hi, do you believe in one night stands? |
|
7 |
| Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! |
|
17 |
| We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. |
|
17 |
| Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
|
9 |
| If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? |
|
8 |
| I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup |
|
12 |
| Hey, I'm new in town. |
|
17 |
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. |
 |
40 |
| What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! |
|
19 |
| I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! |
|
21 |
| Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! |
 |
31 |
| I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. |
|
35 |
| What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! |
 |
136 |
| Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me. |
|
23 |
| Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. |
|
62 |
| I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! |
|
44 |
