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Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation? 26
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. 256
You are the SDK in my life. I wonít compile without you. 11
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces. 49
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 143
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. 2159
If kisses were snowflakes, Iíd send you a blizzard. 92
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 715
Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers. 23
You know, itís not the length of the vector that countsÖ itís how you apply the force. 10
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. 377
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 184
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. 175
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. 114
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. 245
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. 27
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from. 89
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. 41
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 209
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. 509
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! 231
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list. 51
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. 107
Youíre so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. 228
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? 350
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. 407
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive 102
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! 199
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, Iíd have a galaxy in my hand. 62
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. 36
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! 187
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece. 53
Urkuk lu Stalga. Thatís Klingon for 'I love you baby.' 10
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! 170
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! 78
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? 57
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 84
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. 216
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. 56
If beauty were time, youíd be eternity. 59
If you were a library book, I would check you out. 9
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine? 9
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. 211
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you. 73
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. 38
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea! 84
You are so sweet you could put Hersheyís out of business. 80
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? 95
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection! 65
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. 205
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes. 34
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink. 19
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass! 45
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. 17
Itís a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, youíd be too hot to handle. 31
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman! 29
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! 415
You smell like trash, may I take you out? 37
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" 746
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined. 54
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve. 60
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. 182
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes. 26
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad. 10
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen. 4
So, do you have a new years resolution, Iím looking at mine right now. 25
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. 269
Heaven's missing an Angel. 23
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! 73
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 51
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! 131
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars. 35
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. 13
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... 85
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. 137
Whatís a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 203
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. 133
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. 14
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you. 12
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! 56
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. 93
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are. 10
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams. 5
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. 113
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with. 57
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 184
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. 88
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on! 26
You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water. 13
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart. 13
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to? 43
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! 63
Iím not drunk, Iím just intoxicated by you. 31
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me. 17
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? 41
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you. 6
Baby, if you were words on a page, youíd be what they call FINE PRINT! 6
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. 12
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. 12
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak. 9
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. 47
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. 38
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 170
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you. 13
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight! 13
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? 39
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low. 40
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! 86
If you were a booger I would pick you first. 132
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you. 74
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that. 11
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? 11
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang? 23
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material. 16
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. 54
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! 72
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! 31
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good! 60
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? 9
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. 9
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number? 5
If I was an enzyme, Iíd be helicase so I could unzip your genes. 5
I donít normally date models but here's my number. 5
If I followed you home, would you keep me? 73
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! 52
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you! 16
Iíve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day? 21
You're so hot you must've started global warming. 11
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it. 6
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! 56
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? 126
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
98
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes. 57
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. 22
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror) 7
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. 60
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? 99
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. 111
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!! 92
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? 82
Are you Google? Because I've just found what Iíve been searching for. 11
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? 30
I must be lostÖ because I see paradise. 28
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! 76
So, you must be the reason men fall in love. 30
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. 31
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! 64
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 70
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. 42
Youíre like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 19
Were do you hide your wings? 14
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 9
Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you. 8
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS. 7
If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. 5
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me! 8
Want to be different? Say yes. 3
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib! 4
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. 5
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. 2
When you and me get together itís like superposition of 2 waves in phase. 2
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open? 2
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? 8
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! 61
Hi, Iím Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. 78
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! 234
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. 60
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. 53
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? 100
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me. 56
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel! 51
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire! 13
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away. 42
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right. 27
If you donít like turkey, Iíve got another kind of meat youíd want. 18
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. 32
Bond....James Bond 193
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority. 8
I think my heart just lagged. 14
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11? 14
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place? 7
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind. 33
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? 66
All those curves, and me with no brakes! 20
Nice beach balls, can I play? 18
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop. 6
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part? 6
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? 6
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 81
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. 5
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! 10
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! 31
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you? 41
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 42
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true. 8
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. 30
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away. 63
Youíre sweeter than fructose. 11
Hi, I have big feet. 71
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. 75
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? 42
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice. 34
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? 57
Youíve stolen the ASCII to my heart. 3
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you. 3
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue. 9
If you werenít here I'd be the hottest person in this place. 3
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers. 3
Youíre so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. 3
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close. 12
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw! 16
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache. 8
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up. 13
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me. 5
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees. 5
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover. 7
If you were a steak you would be well done. 7
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. 7
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb. 31
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? 34
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy! 29
You don't sweat much for a fat chick. 130
Is it hot in here or is it just you? 28
We haven't even spoken yet and im already on my knees! 8
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over. 8
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.? 8
Iím attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 2
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one. 4
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart! 31
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest 25
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot! 17
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? 40
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof! 40
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! 14
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. 38
So what haven't you been told tonight? 26
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. 15
You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine! 5
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted. 5
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken! 5
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! 36
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you. 8
You're ugly, but you intrigue me... 64
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem. 15
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you. 9
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding! 3
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me. 3
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out? 3
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off. 28
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 32
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! 124
You make me wish I weren't gay! 47
Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you. 21
Whatís a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 7
You're so hot; you make the sun envious. 29
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! 79
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. 61
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. 55
If women were trophies, you'd be first place! 20
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. 4
You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable. 4
Press any key to continue. 9
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. 5
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! 37
Excuse me, did you just fart? 234
Iíve heard itís bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve) 18
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted? 42
Is stalking still cute? 7
What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one! 16
Who's your friend? 53
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on! 33
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. 184
You compute me. 12
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. 13
You had me at "Hello World" 27
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?! 28
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 17
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve. 34
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox! 2
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"? 2
Youíre like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 3
You MUST have a nice personality. 10
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type! 4
Hey I know you. Yeah, youíre the woman with the million dollar smile! 2
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot. 3
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! 53
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! 57
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you! 12
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! 68
May I flirt with you? 84
My attraction to you is an inversed square law. 19
Hi, do you believe in one night stands? 20
You are what I want for Christmas. 4
I know how to please a woman. 20
If you're advertising, I'm buying! 19
I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out. 3
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart 5
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are. 5
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. 5
You look familiar. 33
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup 36
Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? 19
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! 41
You're hotter than donut grease. 3
Are we related? Do you want to be? 3
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on. 3
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo? 3
Hey, I'm new in town. 74
Lemme borrow that number gurl. 4
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this? 1
I think I've seen you somewhere before. You're the same girl from my dream last night. 2
Can I copy your dance moves? 4
Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. 73
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! 89
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 3
I'd switch to emacs for you. 1
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