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Pickup LineRatingVotes
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from. 23
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. 24
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. 828
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 264
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! 120
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. 359
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? 223
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. 171
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive 45
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. 304
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. 149
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! 99
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? 45
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 90
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve. 53
Heaven's missing an Angel. 2
Were do you hide your wings? 2
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. 16
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" 551
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. 149
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. 43
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 85
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. 28
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! 78
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. 110
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you. 56
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. 137
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined. 39
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes. 9
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 52
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! 99
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. 22
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! 40
If I followed you home, would you keep me? 46
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... 50
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to? 40
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! 46
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? 45
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 41
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. 75
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! 159
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? 30
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. 76
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 127
So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now. 16
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! 36
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars. 4
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. 67
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! 48
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea! 38
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. 128
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low. 34
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 82
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire! 8
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. 65
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! 61
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes. 49
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you. 59
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! 39
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. 13
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! 130
If you were a booger I would pick you first. 73
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. 33
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. 26
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? 99
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! 27
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you! 2
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! 4
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. 10
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes. 7
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! 7
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
78
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good! 44
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. 60
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. 50
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 52
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! 48
I think my heart just lagged. 11
So, you must be the reason men fall in love. 21
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 9
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 90
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. 76
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! 35
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you! 6
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. 27
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? 56
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? 64
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? 51
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!! 57
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me. 46
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. 35
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! 34
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel! 30
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? 49
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. 28
You’re sweeter than fructose. 7
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! 7
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right. 23
Bond....James Bond 121
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11? 12
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink. 3
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?! 6
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. 56
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 69
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. 8
Nice beach balls, can I play? 10
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away. 28
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass! 7
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you? 35
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice. 26
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? 32
Is it hot in here or is it just you? 20
I must be lost… because I see paradise. 16
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up. 10
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb. 24
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind. 24
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? 34
Hi, I have big feet. 51
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. 7
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? 32
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 26
You don't sweat much for a fat chick. 84
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof! 36
So what haven't you been told tonight? 22
You're ugly, but you intrigue me... 49
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! 21
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. 21
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest 22
You make me wish I weren't gay! 37
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? 18
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? 28
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart! 26
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. 33
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! 12
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. 52
I know how to please a woman. 14
All those curves, and me with no brakes! 7
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve. 32
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. 45
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy! 8
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away. 37
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off. 23
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! 26
Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you. 18
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! 96
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot! 12
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. 48
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on! 31
Excuse me, did you just fart? 169
You're so hot; you make the sun envious. 24
What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one! 12
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! 53
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 16
If women were trophies, you'd be first place! 13
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. 78
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! 55
I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve) 15
May I flirt with you? 78
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! 30
Who's your friend? 39
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! 27
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! 46
You compute me. 8
You look familiar. 29
Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? 18
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup 31
You had me at "Hello World" 17
If you're advertising, I'm buying! 6
My attraction to you is an inversed square law. 7
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! 35
Hey, I'm new in town. 67
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! 54
Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. 63


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