| Pickup Line | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from. |
|
23 |
| Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. |
|
24 |
| You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. |
|
828 |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
|
264 |
| It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! |
|
120 |
| Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. |
|
359 |
| Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
|
223 |
| If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. |
|
171 |
| Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive |
|
45 |
| If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. |
|
304 |
| If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. |
|
149 |
| Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! |
|
99 |
| I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? |
|
45 |
| I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? |
|
90 |
| I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve. |
|
53 |
| Heaven's missing an Angel. |
|
2 |
| Were do you hide your wings? |
|
2 |
| If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. |
|
16 |
| A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" |
|
551 |
| See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
|
149 |
| I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. |
|
43 |
| Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. |
|
85 |
| Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. |
|
28 |
| People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! |
|
78 |
| Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. |
|
110 |
| If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you. |
|
56 |
| Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. |
|
137 |
| My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined. |
|
39 |
| You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes. |
|
9 |
| I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! |
|
52 |
| Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! |
|
99 |
| I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. |
|
22 |
| Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! |
|
40 |
| If I followed you home, would you keep me? |
|
46 |
| Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is... |
|
50 |
| I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to? |
|
40 |
| I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! |
|
46 |
| Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? |
|
45 |
| Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? |
|
41 |
| I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. |
|
75 |
| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! |
|
159 |
| Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? |
|
30 |
| There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. |
|
76 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
|
127 |
| So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now. |
|
16 |
| Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! |
|
36 |
| A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars. |
|
4 |
| I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. |
|
67 |
| Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! |
|
48 |
| Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea! |
|
38 |
| If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. |
|
128 |
| Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low. |
|
34 |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
|
82 |
| You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire! |
|
8 |
| Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. |
|
65 |
| I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! |
|
61 |
| I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes. |
|
49 |
| If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you. |
|
59 |
| Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! |
|
39 |
| You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. |
|
13 |
| [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! |
|
130 |
| If you were a booger I would pick you first. |
|
73 |
| I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. |
|
33 |
| I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. |
|
26 |
| Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? |
|
99 |
| What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! |
|
27 |
| What do you want for Christmas? A date with you! |
|
2 |
| Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! |
|
4 |
| I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. |
|
10 |
| Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes. |
|
7 |
| Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! |
|
7 |
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. |
|
78 |
| Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good! |
|
44 |
| If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. |
|
60 |
| If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. |
|
50 |
| I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
|
52 |
| Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good! |
|
48 |
| I think my heart just lagged. |
|
11 |
| So, you must be the reason men fall in love. |
|
21 |
| You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! |
|
9 |
| You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
|
90 |
| If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. |
|
76 |
| I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! |
|
35 |
| Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you! |
|
6 |
| You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. |
|
27 |
| Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? |
|
56 |
| Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? |
|
64 |
| Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? |
|
51 |
| Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!! |
|
57 |
| Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me. |
|
46 |
| Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. |
|
35 |
| Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! |
|
34 |
| I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel! |
|
30 |
| I'm going outside to make out... care to join me? |
|
49 |
| The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. |
|
28 |
| You’re sweeter than fructose. |
|
7 |
| How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! |
|
7 |
| I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right. |
|
23 |
| Bond....James Bond |
|
121 |
| Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11? |
|
12 |
| I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink. |
|
3 |
| Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?! |
|
6 |
| Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me. |
|
56 |
| Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
|
69 |
| I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. |
|
8 |
| Nice beach balls, can I play? |
|
10 |
| Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away. |
|
28 |
| I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass! |
|
7 |
| I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
|
|
35 |
| Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice. |
|
26 |
| Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? |
|
32 |
| Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
|
20 |
| I must be lost… because I see paradise. |
|
16 |
| Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up. |
|
10 |
| Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb. |
|
24 |
| Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind. |
|
24 |
| (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name? |
|
34 |
| Hi, I have big feet. |
|
51 |
| You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. |
|
7 |
| Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? |
|
32 |
| Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! |
|
26 |
| You don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
|
84 |
| They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof! |
|
36 |
| So what haven't you been told tonight? |
|
22 |
| You're ugly, but you intrigue me... |
|
49 |
| Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! |
|
21 |
| If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. |
|
21 |
| Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest |
|
22 |
| You make me wish I weren't gay! |
|
37 |
| Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? |
|
18 |
| If I was a Jedi, would you be my force? |
|
28 |
| Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart! |
|
26 |
| I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. |
|
33 |
| I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! |
|
12 |
| We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready. |
|
52 |
| I know how to please a woman. |
|
14 |
| All those curves, and me with no brakes! |
|
7 |
| I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve. |
|
32 |
| (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. |
|
45 |
| What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy! |
|
8 |
| Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away. |
|
37 |
| Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off. |
|
23 |
| I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! |
|
26 |
| Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you. |
|
18 |
| Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! |
|
96 |
| Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot! |
|
12 |
| (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me. |
|
48 |
| Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on! |
|
31 |
| Excuse me, did you just fart? |
|
169 |
| You're so hot; you make the sun envious. |
|
24 |
| What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one! |
|
12 |
| Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! |
|
53 |
| Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? |
|
16 |
| If women were trophies, you'd be first place! |
|
13 |
| Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. |
|
78 |
| Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! |
|
55 |
| I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve) |
|
15 |
| May I flirt with you? |
|
78 |
| Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! |
|
30 |
| Who's your friend? |
|
39 |
| Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! |
|
27 |
| Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! |
|
46 |
| You compute me. |
|
8 |
| You look familiar. |
|
29 |
| Dose it matter where here is if I'm there? |
|
18 |
| I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup |
|
31 |
| You had me at "Hello World" |
|
17 |
| If you're advertising, I'm buying! |
|
6 |
| My attraction to you is an inversed square law. |
|
7 |
| Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!! |
|
35 |
| Hey, I'm new in town. |
|
67 |
| What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! |
|
54 |
| Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry. |
|
63 |