You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Your a magnet, I'm a staple, I'm attracted to you.
Urkuk lu Stalga. That's Klingon for 'I love you baby.'
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
If you don't like turkey, I've got another kind of meat you'd want.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin dat ass!
I think I've seen you somewhere before. You're the same girl from my dream last night.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
Your lips look so good. Can I taste your lip gloss?
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Were do you hide your wings?
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
Is your name Hamhock, because you're making me squeal with delight?
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
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