Actually, keep messing with me and you'll soon find heaven isn't as far as you think.
By: Furvert on
14 Feb 2009
24
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Are you lost? The insane asylum is even farther away from here.
By: Lizzie on
10 Dec 2008
11
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yes i figured it out when i saw you
By: player69 on
22 Aug 2009
9
18
Are you lost? Hell is a very long way from here.
By: Spica on
05 Aug 2007
7
34
Actually I am looking for hell, because I have been too naughty to go back to heaven!
By: Chestnut on
01 Sep 2011
5
14
No im just visiting and as I left God said to watch out for the bastred who asked if I was lost
By: CEO on
01 Mar 2013
5
14
take me to bed and you'll find out it isnt
By: swaggalagga on
08 Mar 2015
3
3
there are 10 Devils in this world, 6 are having showers, 3 are sleeping, and... Oh look! 1 is standing right Infront of me!
By: Lillybajer on
13 Apr 2016
2
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Are you lost, ma'am? Because my bed is a long way from here.
By: Why, you creep on
14 Oct 2020
1
1
Are you lost sir? Because your face is not a long way from my fist.
By: Fat ass queen on
17 Mar 2021
Well, maybe you could point me in the right direction.
By: ;lkj on
14 Jan 2009
2
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you all retyards
By: swaggalagga on
08 Mar 2015
2
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This line is light and flattering, although it does have some cheese on top, girls may just eat it up! At the very least you should get a smile and an awe.
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