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Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.


Top Lines by Occupation

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Can you help me balance my sheets?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?
You liquidate my heart.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Are you seaworthy? Because I'm going to ride you till dawn.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.

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