Funny Lines by Occupation, Profession or Trade

Whatever the occupation, we're got the pick up lines to break the ice. It's always nice to know that someone understands your profession, so using pick up lines that make you relate will break down walls and put them at ease.

Top Lines by Occupation

If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.
I think I could add some serious value to your account.
You liquidate my heart.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
How about a notice of motion?
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
Good thing I bought term life insurance, because I just saw you and my heart stopped!

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