If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
So what's your moisture level?
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You have beautiful calves.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
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