Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You have beautiful calves.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.
How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.
How many native pollinators do you have at your farm?
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Meet me at the back with a forty.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
Will you drive the truck while I load bales?
I would love to take you out on a date. I am outstanding in my field.
Can I grow some of you on my farm?
I'm a fifth generation farmer.

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