Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

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Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
My tractor only has 2000 hours.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Meet me at the back with a forty.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
You have beautiful calves.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
Will you drive the truck while I load bales?
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.

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