GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Pick up lines for your favorite hobbies and activities.

People are easiest to talk to about the thing they already love, which is the entire principle behind this page. These are our pick up lines organised by interest and hobby, ranked by reader votes — cars, motorcycles, music, dancing, photography, poker and languages. Pick the category that matches whatever they are visibly into and you skip the hardest part of any conversation, which is finding something to say. Browse the sub-categories below, or work through the top-rated lines here first if you are not yet sure what they are into.

Top Pick Up Lines in Interests

If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine.
I only have one move in poker and in love...and it's all in.
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
If I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
Lets have a tonic and get to your root.
Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.
I've got a side game going on in my pants...wanna play?
I don't know how many times you've thrown me off-beat by being next to me.
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
I'll blow your apex seals.
Can i adjust your rear view mirrorS?
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
You know, musicians have great rhythm.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!
Who needs a pick up line when you've go a pick up truck.
You had me at cello.
I'm a fermata, hold me.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?
When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.
Your calves must ache, because you've been back marching through my mind all day.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
Hey there, wanna help me practice double-tonguing?
Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?
I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.
I like a man in uniform - band uniform.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
If I bet, will you call me?
Composers always score.
I want to rosin your bow.
Let's make some sweet music together.
Maybe we can have a sectional some time, just the two of us.
Do you have a map to the dance floor? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
I'd like to put my piston in your cylinder.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
Yeah i'm checking. Checking you out.
Is that a metronome in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can I park my car in your garage.
Can I splash my chips all over you?
Can I tap your stack for good luck?
If you give me your heart I'll give you a diamond.
Would you dance with me so I can tell my friends I just danced with an angel?
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time.
Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.
Holding you makes me excited and nervous, kind of like holding a new horn.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
If you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen this dance.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
I'd go all in on the chance to see you again.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity and I'd love to have a tiny piece of your time to dance with you.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.
So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?
Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.
A trumpet isn't the only thing I can make scream high notes.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?
Do you believe in premarital sax?
I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!
I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.
I hope you know CPR cause dancing with you might take my breath away!
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
We don't need to get in an accident to exchange information.
I'll rondversé with you any day.
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
Dance with me if I'm wrong but 2+2 is five, right?
I'll go all in to get that jackpot.
I like things with more miles per gallon.
Do you drive here often?
I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
Wanna go for a test drive?
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.