Funny Fishing Pick Up Lines

Fishing pick up lines that will hook your next date. They might not always bite but if you don't have the line, you won't catch any.

Top Rated Fishing Pick Up Lines

Are you a coral reef? Because I'm in love with your beauty.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?
Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.
I have a lucky pole and I'll let you use it.
You just reeled me in with your beauty.
When you've got beauty like yours you don't need to use bait.
You've got me hook, line, and sinker.
A shark just ate my girlfriend, will you be my new one?
Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.
Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
Are you Jelly?
Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!
Come home with me and I will show you how dolphins talks.
Do you like Shark Week?!
Do your dolphins do any tricks?
Do you smell like fish? Because I like sushi.

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