| Pickup Line | Rating | Votes |
|---|
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. |
 |
143 |
| If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. |
|
196 |
| I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? |
|
307 |
| A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" |
 |
271 |
| It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! |
|
38 |
| If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. |
|
67 |
| If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you. |
|
37 |
| I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. |
|
22 |
| Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. |
|
22 |
| I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. |
|
22 |
| Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. |
|
31 |
| I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. |
|
58 |
| I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! |
|
30 |
| Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. |
|
45 |
| Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! |
|
46 |
| Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low. |
|
31 |
| Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! |
|
26 |
| Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! |
|
24 |
| I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! |
|
26 |
| Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good! |
 |
29 |
| Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. |
|
28 |
| Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea! |
|
20 |
| There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. |
|
42 |
| I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes. |
|
38 |
| Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? |
|
20 |
| The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. |
|
22 |
| So, you must be the reason men fall in love. |
|
13 |
| Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you! |
|
28 |
| Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me? |
|
38 |
| If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. |
|
53 |
| If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. |
|
63 |
You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. |
|
43 |
| I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! |
|
19 |
| If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you. |
|
33 |
| You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. |
|
18 |
| Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!! |
|
35 |
| Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be? |
|
28 |
| What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! |
 |
17 |
| I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
|
|
26 |
| Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! |
|
22 |
| You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
|
45 |
| I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel! |
|
16 |
| Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven? |
|
22 |
| So what haven't you been told tonight? |
|
16 |
| They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof! |
|
31 |
| Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! |
|
17 |
| If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. |
|
17 |
| Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart! |
|
20 |
| Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
|
13 |
| Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest |
|
16 |
| Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away. |
|
18 |
| Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? |
 |
13 |
| (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter. |
|
38 |
| I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT! |
|
19 |
| I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. |
|
25 |
| Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? |
|
23 |
| Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! |
|
14 |
| You make me wish I weren't gay! |
|
26 |
| Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all! |
|
28 |
| Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! |
|
16 |
| Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! |
|
42 |
| Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb. |
|
15 |
| Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind. |
|
13 |
| Is your name mickey? because your so FINE! |
|
70 |
| Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb! |
 |
21 |
| You're so hot; you make the sun envious. |
|
16 |
| Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves! |
|
33 |
