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Dirty Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad, we have them all! Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, funny pick up lines. Get em' here while they're still hot! We don't guarantee any results, but it's not uncommon to get a number to start dating. You won't get any if you don't try a line!
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| A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck. |
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101 |
| There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? |
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162 |
| The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
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44 |
| Nice legs, what time do they open? |
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13 |
| That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! |
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34 |
| If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out? |
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15 |
| If you were a car door, I would slam you all night! |
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22 |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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37 |
| You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. |
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40 |
| Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
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39 |
| Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." |
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60 |
| You know what would look good on you? Me! |
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8 |
| I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. |
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15 |
| I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
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14 |
| Nice shoes, wanna F%#K? |
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43 |
| [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! |
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26 |
| How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? |
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19 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
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36 |
| Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. |
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12 |
| Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. |
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10 |
| You're ugly, but you intrigue me... |
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23 |
| Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? |
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12 |
| I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat! |
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16 |
| You don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
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16 |
| Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? |
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19 |
| I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up. |
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17 |
| Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? |
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8 |
| Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK |
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13 |
| Who's your friend? |
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15 |
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me? |
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24 |
| Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you. |
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14 |
| I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? |
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6 |
| Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
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10 |
| Hi, do you believe in one night stands? |
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8 |
| A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want." |
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15 |
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. |
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46 |
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