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Dirty Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad, we have them all! Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, funny pick up lines. Get em' here while they're still hot! We don't guarantee any results, but it's not uncommon to get a number to start dating. You won't get any if you don't try a line!
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| The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
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531 |
| A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck. |
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346 |
| You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention! |
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57 |
| Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! |
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85 |
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. |
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155 |
| There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? |
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259 |
| Nice legs, what time do they open? |
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35 |
| You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. |
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90 |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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85 |
| If you were a car door, I would slam you all night! |
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44 |
| That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! |
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74 |
| Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true. |
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35 |
| Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." |
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100 |
| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! |
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48 |
| Nice shoes, wanna F%#K? |
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129 |
| How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? |
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39 |
| You know what would look good on you? Me! |
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31 |
| Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. |
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32 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
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71 |
| I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. |
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33 |
| If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out? |
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44 |
| I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
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35 |
| Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? |
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19 |
| Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
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27 |
| Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
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56 |
| Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? |
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15 |
| I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat! |
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32 |
| [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! |
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67 |
| Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK |
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28 |
| Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. |
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25 |
| Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? |
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37 |
| I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up. |
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34 |
| I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? |
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21 |
| You're ugly, but you intrigue me... |
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35 |
| You don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
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54 |
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me? |
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60 |
| Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you. |
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26 |
| Hi, do you believe in one night stands? |
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18 |
| A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want." |
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41 |
| Who's your friend? |
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30 |
| Excuse me, did you just fart? |
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115 |
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