Offensive Pick Up Lines

Offensive Pick Up Lines

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Pick Up LinesRating
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
 
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250
454
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
 
307
 
140
167
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
 
139
 
74
65
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
 
150
 
84
66
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
 
125
 
77
48
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
 
121
 
78
43
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
 
82
 
53
29
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
 
111
 
72
39
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
 
107
 
71
36
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
 
137
 
112
25
Who's your friend?
 
39
 
32
7
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
 
55
 
46
9
Excuse me, did you just fart?
 
183
 
155
28
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
 
43
 
37
6
Is stalking still cute?
 
46
 
41
5
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
 
9
 
8
1
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
 
72
 
67
5
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
 
151
 
147
4
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
 
11
 
15
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You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
 
10
 
16
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You MUST have a nice personality.
 
48
 
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