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Dirty and Offensive Pick Up Lines

Don't get offended, never mind, we don't care. Is your date being a pain? Try one of these inappropriate lines! Step up your flirting game with our selection of pick up lines, crafted for the bold and the brave who love to leave a lasting impression. These lines mix a dash of audacity with a pinch of humor, offering the perfect blend to break the ice or turn up the heat in a conversation. Whether you're at a party, on a date, or just enjoying social banter, our cheeky lines are sure to get a reaction, making every interaction unforgettable.




The Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
Where’s your paper bag? [huh] Your paper bag to put over your head.
Who's your friend?
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Is stalking still cute?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

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If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face