Offensive Pick Up Lines

Offensive Pick Up Lines

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
 
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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
 
323
 
149
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
 
146
 
75
71
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
 
157
 
92
65
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
 
129
 
79
50
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
 
89
 
55
34
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
 
127
 
81
46
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
 
114
 
74
40
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
 
113
 
76
37
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
 
49
 
41
8
Who's your friend?
 
40
 
34
6
Excuse me, did you just fart?
 
184
 
160
24
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
 
140
 
124
16
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
 
57
 
51
6
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
 
10
 
9
1
Is stalking still cute?
 
49
 
45
4
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
 
73
 
70
3
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
 
153
 
152
1
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
 
13
 
16
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You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
 
11
 
17
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You MUST have a nice personality.
 
50
 
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