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Pickup LineRatingVotes
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! 159
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 127
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! 39
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. 13
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! 130
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! 4
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 52
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 69
You don't sweat much for a fat chick. 84
You're ugly, but you intrigue me... 49
Excuse me, did you just fart? 169
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. 78
Who's your friend? 39


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