Offensive Pick Up Lines

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The Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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