Offensive Pick Up Lines

Offensive Pick Up Lines

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
 
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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
 
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
 
265
 
157
108
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
 
244
 
147
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You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
 
175
 
114
61
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
 
25
 
17
8
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
 
250
 
177
73
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
 
212
 
153
59
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
 
174
 
142
32
Who's your friend?
 
52
 
43
9
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
 
213
 
184
29
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
 
128
 
116
12
Excuse me, did you just fart?
 
251
 
263
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Is stalking still cute?
 
119
 
127
-8
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
 
112
 
123
-11
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
 
24
 
27
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You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
 
25
 
29
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
 
209
 
251
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Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
 
225
 
293
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You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
 
121
 
188
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You MUST have a nice personality.
 
111
 
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