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You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. 17
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! 415
You smell like trash, may I take you out? 37
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 203
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? 30
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! 76
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too! 64
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 70
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you. 60
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! 233
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 81
You don't sweat much for a fat chick. 130
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you. 8
You're ugly, but you intrigue me... 64
Excuse me, did you just fart? 234
Is stalking still cute? 7
Who's your friend? 53
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly. 184
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. 13
You MUST have a nice personality. 10
Hi, do you believe in one night stands? 20
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. 5
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