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Dirty Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad, we have them all! Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, funny pick up lines. Get em' here while they're still hot! We don't guarantee any results, but it's not uncommon to get a number to start dating. You won't get any if you don't try a line!
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| The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
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228 |
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. |
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102 |
| A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck. |
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195 |
| Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! |
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47 |
| Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true. |
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17 |
| There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? |
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213 |
| Nice legs, what time do they open? |
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20 |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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55 |
| You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. |
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62 |
| If you were a car door, I would slam you all night! |
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32 |
| You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention! |
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22 |
| You know what would look good on you? Me! |
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18 |
| That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! |
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50 |
| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! |
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18 |
| Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." |
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74 |
| Nice shoes, wanna F%#K? |
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79 |
| Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
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42 |
| Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. |
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18 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
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51 |
| I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
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21 |
| How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? |
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28 |
| If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out? |
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31 |
| I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. |
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22 |
| Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? |
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13 |
| [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! |
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42 |
| Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? |
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13 |
| Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. |
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13 |
| Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
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15 |
| You're ugly, but you intrigue me... |
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27 |
| I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat! |
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23 |
| Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK |
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16 |
| Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? |
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26 |
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me? |
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38 |
| I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up. |
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24 |
| Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you. |
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22 |
| I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? |
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13 |
| You don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
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33 |
| Who's your friend? |
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23 |
| Hi, do you believe in one night stands? |
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12 |
| A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want." |
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25 |
| Excuse me, did you just fart? |
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