Offensive Pick Up Lines

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The Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
You look fabulous! ... for your age.
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
You smell like trash, may I take you out?

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