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Dirty Pick Up Lines
The good, the bad, we have them all! Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, funny pick up lines. Get em' here while they're still hot! We don't guarantee any results, but it's not uncommon to get a number to start dating. You won't get any if you don't try a line!
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| The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
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419 |
| A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck. |
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301 |
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. |
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142 |
| Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! |
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80 |
| You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention! |
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44 |
| You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. |
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83 |
| There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? |
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244 |
| If you were a car door, I would slam you all night! |
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39 |
| Nice legs, what time do they open? |
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30 |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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73 |
| That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too! |
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64 |
| Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true. |
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33 |
| Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." |
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88 |
| You know what would look good on you? Me! |
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26 |
| How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up? |
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35 |
| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! |
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44 |
| Nice shoes, wanna F%#K? |
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111 |
| Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. |
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28 |
| I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
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29 |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
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61 |
| Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
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25 |
| I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden. |
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29 |
| If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out? |
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42 |
| Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
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52 |
| Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. |
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22 |
| [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! |
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59 |
| Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? |
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15 |
| Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK |
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25 |
| Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste? |
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17 |
| Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? |
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33 |
| I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up. |
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30 |
| I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat! |
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28 |
| I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it? |
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20 |
| You don't sweat much for a fat chick. |
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49 |
| You're ugly, but you intrigue me... |
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30 |
Can you lick your nipples?
[No] Can I?
[Yes] Can you show me? |
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53 |
| Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you. |
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24 |
| Hi, do you believe in one night stands? |
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18 |
| A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want." |
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33 |
| Who's your friend? |
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27 |
| Excuse me, did you just fart? |
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75 |
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