Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?
What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other.
If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond.
I'll go all in to get that jackpot.
Wanna see my one eye jack?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
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