Did you drop this button? Because you just patched my heart
Are you a con after-party? Because I'm saving the best for last
My cosplay is tired, want to run a panel on coffee with me
You light up con photos more than my RGB rig
Are you cosplay armor? Because I feel protected when you're around
If you were a convention event, I'd RSVP yes forever
Want to trade pins and maybe numbers after the dealers hall crush
Are you a con suite snack? Because I can't stop coming back for you
You must be magic foam — my heart reshapes around you
Is your cosplay tutorial available? I need to learn how to love like you
Can I be your cosplay partner-in-crime for duo photos and life
Are we at a panel? Because my heart's giving a keynote on you
If you were a prop, I'd display you center-stage on my shelf
Are you a rest area? Because my heart needs to stop and stare
I'd cosplay as your sidekick if it means more time with you
Can I borrow your glue gun? I need to attach myself to you
You must be the cosplay contest winner, because my vote is already yours
Is your badge scanned? Because my heart just activated a friendly alert
Are you a dealer table? Because I'd spend all my heart on you
My cosplay straps are loose, mind holding me and coffee at once
Are you the charging station? Because my energy lights up near you
Do you accept quests? 'Cause rescuing your heart sounds epic
Are you fabric? Because I can feel the chemistry in every thread
Can I be your photographer? I promise my angle is full of love
Is your cosplay canon? Because meeting you rewrites my origin story
Are you con-exclusive merch? I'd camp overnight for you
Want to trade badges and secrets over limited-run buttons and ramen
Call me a flash mob — I want to surprise you with affection
Are you a cosplay build? Because I admire the craftsmanship and detail
If you were a panel, you'd be called "How to Steal Hearts 101"
Can I be your cosplay mannequin? I'll hold this pose for you forever
Is your cosplay schedule free? 'Cause I'm booking you into my heart
You must be a hidden easter egg cause finding you made my day
Are you in the dealer's hall? Because I'm buying what you're selling
Can I be the duct tape to your armor? Fixes all problems, including shy hearts
Are you the con Wi-Fi? Because my heart connects to you instantly
If kisses were con badges, I'd collect a set from you
Is your cosplay handmade? Because you're stitched into my dreams
You must be a VIP line, because everyone wants you in front of them
Can I be your con buddy? I'll hold your prop and your hand
Are you a cosplay repair station? Because you mend more than seams
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your costume details
Are you a panel Q&A? Because I have questions about your heart
Is that prop armor enchanted? Because you ward off all other prospects
Let me be your con-floor escort — I know all the best snack routes
Are you a cosplay prop? Because I'd display you with pride
Can I cosplay as your heartthrob? Spoiler: we'd win Best Couple
Are you a guest of honor? My schedule just rearranged itself
You must be con-exclusive because I'm queuing up mentally for you
Want to skip the line and go straight to coffee after the con
Is your cosplay powered by batteries? Because my heart's low on power
Are you a panelist autograph? I want your name on my chest
Can I be your con checklist? I'll never forget a single date with you
If you were a cosplay technique, you'd be called "flawless"
Are you cosplay glue? Because I can't separate from you now
Call me a convention map — I lead straight to your heart
Is that an official con prop? Because you're off the charts authentic
Want to be my emergency repair? I carry pins and cheesy lines
Are you a cosplay contest judge? Because you just gave me stars
If hearts were buttons, I'd pin you to my rally jacket
Can I be your badge ribbon? I'll dangle proudly for everyone to see
Are we in the dealer's aisle? Because I'm buying you dinner too
Did your seam rip? Want me to stitch and then steal a kiss
Are you a cosplay tutorial video? I could watch and learn you all night
My cosplay won best in show because it found you on the floor
Is your cosplay heat-activated? Because you turned my cheeks bright red
Do you take commissions? Because I want a custom relationship with you
Are you in the cosplay repair lounge? Because my heart needs patching by you
Call me cosplay foam core — I'm lightweight but will hold you up
Are you a con-exclusive swag bag? My day improved when I found you
Want to duet in a cosplay photoshoot and a lifetime montage
Are you an autograph hunter? Because I'm catching feelings for you
If your smile was a badge, I'd wear it on my lapel forever
Can I be your con wingman? I promise we'll raid panels together
Are you a fabric store booth? I'm ready to splurge for you
You must be a cosplay sensor, because you trigger all my feels
Is your costume flame-retardant? My heart's on fire around you
Want to caravan to the after-con and compare booth treasures and feelings
Are you a limited print? Because I feel lucky to spot you here
Could you be my con compass? I keep heading toward you
Are you cosplay armor plating? 'Cause you protect my heart in style
Can I cosplay as your date? Costume optional, heart mandatory
Are you a booth mascot? Because I'm waving at you nonstop
If love were con swag, you'd sell out immediately
Are you a polaroid at a photo op? I want to frame you
Can I be the ribbon on your badge? I look best attached to you
Is your cosplay licensed? Because it should come with rights to my heart
You glow brighter than the con center's LED walls — mind if I bask
Are you a con-afterparty playlist? You keep replaying in my head
Call me a cosplay checklist — I'm all about details, especially yours
Are you a con-exclusive panel? Because I reserved a seat next to you
Want to trade repair tips and late-night ramen-run secrets with me
Is your wig glued? Because I wouldn't dare let you slip away
Are you running a workshop? Because I'm signing up to learn your name
Can I be your con shuttle? I'll take you anywhere you want to go
Do you accept props as gifts? Because I brought my whole heart
Are you a cosplay trophy? Because holding you would validate my existence
If kisses were convention currency I'd bankrupt myself for you
Are you a guest panel? Because I want front row seats to you
Can I be the foam to your armor? I promise to be supportive
