If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago
Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I'll fuck you till you got 3 red rings.
Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
If i was mario, you would be my only star.
How about you be a N64 controller and I rub that middle button like hundreds of times.
Are you a prime lens? Because you make everything around you look impossibly sharp.
Girl, you must be golden hour, because you make every frame glow.
Mind if I tripod my heart next to yours?
You autofocus my soul every time you smile.
Are you RAW? Because I want all of your uncompressed details.
Let's be like aperture and shutter — close for a moment then open for forever.
Is your name Bokeh? Because you blur the world and keep my focus.
Call me ISO, I’ll brighten your night.
You’re the perfect subject to my frame of mind.
May I have your number, or should I just memorize your face for portrait mode?
Your smile deserves a 50mm and a standing ovation.
If kisses were pixels, I’d make you a masterpiece.
Do you shoot film? Because our chemistry feels vintage and timeless.
Wanna make out and overexpose the stars?
I’d cross the lens mount for you.
Can I be your light meter? I promise to always measure up.
My heart shutters every time you walk by.
You must be a long exposure — I could stare at you all night.
Are we on manual? Because I want to adjust to you exactly.
You’re the composition to my chaos.
Is your name Lightroom? Because you make my life look polished.
I’d follow your lead like a camera follows focus.
You’ve got more layers than my PSD, and I want to open them all.
Let’s make a double exposure of you and me.
Your laugh has better dynamic range than my camera.
Can I shoot you dinner? I heard food for thought tastes better with company.
You develop me faster than any darkroom ever could.
Baby, you make my heart go click.
I’d cross countries for the perfect candid of you.
You’re the only frame I want to keep in my heart’s gallery.
If you were a filter, you'd be 'swoon'.
Mind if I steal a portrait and a piece of your heart?
You turn my OOF into OMG.
Your eyes are my favorite focal point.
I’ll be your backing up drive; I’ll never lose you.
Wanna sync flashes and steal a kiss?
Our chemistry has better exposure than my last shoot.
I’ll bracket shots and feelings if it means finding the perfect moment with you.
If love were a lens, ours would be tilt-shift: dreamy and surreal.
You had me at the first click.
Can I take a shot? I promise to make it count.
Your presence gives my aperture purpose.
Is your smile HDR? Because it captures every highlight and shadow.
I'd frame you in my heart and hang you in the museum of me.
You’re the only subject I want in my shallow depth of field.
Let's make memories worth printing.
Our timing is better than my camera's burst mode.
You must be a prime portrait lens — nothing else compares.
Without you my life is like a lens cap: closed.
You’re the lens flare in my otherwise dull sky.
I’ll be your gimbal so you never have to feel shaky.
Is your name Canon? Because you’ve got my heart EOS.
I want to be the negative to your positive — together we develop love.
Sweetheart, you're the shutter to my beat.
Wanna create a mood board and a mood?
You make my heart click-and-drag to you.
Are you a timer? Because I want to countdown to our future.
Your beauty needs no retouching, but I'll try anyway.
If I had a studio, I'd reserve it for your smile.
Let me capture you in natural light and in my arms.
You make every candid look like a cover shoot.
Hold still — I need to make you my screensaver.
I’ll be your lens cloth; I’ll keep things clear between us.
You’re worth more than any rare vintage lens.
Want to shoot the sunset and maybe each other later?
My heart's in continuous autofocus for you.
You're the tripod to my shaky life.
I’d cross a busy street for the perfect shot of you — and for you.
Are you a polaroid? Because I want to hold you forever.
Our chemistry develops faster than any fixer.
If loving you were a film speed, I'd choose the highest ISO.
I’d queue you before any lens in my bag.
Be my model? I promise to make you feel like a superstar.
Let’s get lost in a city and take each other’s portraits.
You turn my manual heart into auto — smoothly and perfectly.
You’re the crop that made my whole picture perfect.
I want to be the light hitting the side of your face.
Together we'd make a better montage than any wedding reel.
I’ll risk rain for the perfect shot of your smile.
If looks were megapixels, you'd be ultra HD.
Do you shoot tethered? Because I want to be connected to you.
Can I compose a life with you in the center?
You're the only lens I'd ever prime for.
I want to be the negative space that highlights you.
Your voice makes my shutter sing.
Come into my frame — I promise it's a good angle.
You're my favorite subject, no retake needed.
Our chemistry would outshine any studio lighting setup.
I'll take the selfie if you promise to smile forever.
You make every frame worth exporting.
If love were a print, I'd hang you in the window.
Is your heart full-frame? Because I want to fill it.
With you, I'm always in the right light.
Let's focus on us and blur out the rest.
You develop in my mind like the perfect darkroom surprise.
